Is there a hollyoaks thread??

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It's getting tense... even DP who "despises this shit" is watching open mouthed .

He was dying last time we heard of him.

Was a bit shocked tonight to see him there.

That's what I thought Elsa!

I bet, despite him being unable to register at a doctors because he is a mass murderer and all, he will have had some miracle cure.

I seem to remember he only started killing people after he found out he had a terminal illness and decided to rid the world of any woman who was less than virginal.

And now we have four serial killers and loads of one off killers wandering around Hollyoaks...

Seems normal sparkly I'm sure there are 5 serial killers and a couple of one off killers in my street alone

The police are all off having love life dramas and fitting people they don't like up round here though so totally different to Hollyoaks.

So, is Lyndsey pregnant then? It's getting beyond a joke now.

It is getting beyond a joke Each. Lynsey's pretending to be pregnant to snare Joe back from Mercedes.

Placemarking while I watch today's episode. I enjoyed the Silas storylines before so I am quite glad that he's back.

How many times has Lyndsey pulled this stunt? I know it's aimed at 14 year olds but it's insulting everyone's intelligence.

Well of course a receipt that nobody has seen will get a suspected serial killer out of jail. Happens all the time.

This bloody storyline is driving me nuts, how long do they drag this kind of stuff out for its unbelievable.

Just caught up on the last few episodes. Silas!!!!!!

I really hope he's back in it for a bit and it wasn't just a one off.

I hope so too.

Maybe he will team up with Lyndsey and they will have a murderous and sordid affair, and a little brother for JJ

Maybe he will team up with Lyndsey and they will have a murderous and sordid affair, and a little brother for JJ

Oh god, please no. Just no no no.

It would be good if they teamed up and killed a couple more people off but if they start bumping uglies I don't think there's enough bleach in bristol to scrub that image out my mind.

Bumping this thread to say I just read something hilariously funny. No more Freddie and Lindsey as a couple according to Bryan Kirkwood (hooray, thank the lord!) but he couldn't kill Freddie off because HE'S TOO GOOD AN ACTOR TO LOSE. Yep, that's right. I rubbed my eyes hard really hard and wiped the screen several times in case I was mistaken - but no, that's definitely what it said. Not only that but "he's a fantastic leading man". Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Oh Bryan, you're such a joker! What with a wicked sense of humour you have messing with us like this.

I thought he had been marginally better since coming back!

The Joanne/Louis storyline and Marnie/Mac storyline re both tedious at the moment imo. Maybe they could stash Joanne in the wall with Patrick.

Is anyone still watching? I was genuinely at Sally being John Paul's Father. Good twisty!

Meeee. I'm still watching. I didn't see it coming but I think I'd quite like John Paul and Scott as a couple.

I love John Paul but Scott irritates me, admittedly a bit less than he did at first though. Hollyoaks are terrible for always putting gay characters in a couple!

Haha Freddie being too good an actor to lose has made my day

I really dislike Scott, him and JP make a shocking couple. I secretly hoped he and diego (?) would run off together when he said he had a bit of a crush on him.

Oh I went on holiday and had seven episodes to watch it was so dire I had to delete them. What you saying about John Paul? Who is Sally?

Sally is Mrs St. Claire, JP's boss (the headteacher) and they were building it up like she had a crush on him but it turns out she's actually his Father.

Wtf? Does jo know? Does Myra?

Sally sent JP home early from work when he accused her of favouring him because she had a crush on him. Myra went to confront her about it and recognised her as Ian (I think that was her name pre transition) her ex and the Father of JP. Myra asked Sally not to tell JP that she's his Father as Myra had told him that someone else was his Dad. Sally said no at first but then overheard JP telling Scott what a waste of space his Dad was and how he was never there for him etc. Sally then went to Myra and said she wouldn't tell JP.
I imagine they'll drag it out for ages now before the big reveal to him.

No Scott has always irritated me - especially the way they were so blasé about him kidnapping Rose and poisoning Diane! But I quite liked him with JP the other night. I think he just had issues and JP (the twice divorced single dad still living with his mam) will be the guy to help him!