Is there a hollyoaks thread??

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It's getting tense... even DP who "despises this shit" is watching open mouthed .

Yes, not surprising at all.

I do wonder if there is a lack of Hollyoaks worthy actors and so they are hesitant to let anyone go for real in case they need back up!!

Hollyoaks & worthy actor surely that's an oxymoron?!

Oh I meant hollyoaks-worthy aka OK for hollyoaks not passing judgement on quality

Oh, we were a little bit surprised. Me & dd both gasped. She did also say 'I knew it!' so smugly!!

I knew it!

I hope Joe doesn't get a conscience over all this and tell the police the truth.

Oh ok bumpie

Surely Grace can't be that rich to have funded Mercedes a new life, including that lovely house in Nice, plus smuggling her out the country, etc etc? If so, she needs to spend more on extensions as her hair makes Nancy's look good.

Where is Myra?

Myra has gone to stay with Jacqui for a bit, I think.

And no, of course Hollyoaks doesn't make any sense! Like HOW are they fitting all those people in the mcqueen house and still have Mercedes room standing empty??

How many innuendos could they have fitted in with the dinner between John Paul and Harry?

I haven't watched the past couple of episodes yet but just read a story that says Mercedes isn't actually leaving and it was all a lie (I'm guessing for the shock return factor). How bizarre!

Ok I'm now caught up! What's with the new price slice woman?

I have no idea. Surely this isn't a brand new character who isn't related to someone else in the village? This is unheard of in hollyoaks isn't it?

Kims eyebrows are pissing me off now. Its impossible to concentrate on what's happening in the scene when they are constantly off dancing around her forehead like Jim Carrey's.

Is anyone still watching?

Yes, I'm a bit bored of it at the minute though. I can't believe that Lindsey would abandon Lofty.

What's the deal with Patrick and falling over??

He was staring at his hands last night.

I was wondering whether he might have Parkinson's?

That's what I thought, interesting!

I wondered about the hands thing to. That is a good theory.

Every time I hear 'Dazzle' I die a little inside.

Oh god, flipping 'Dazzle' , why is she calling him that??

Who do we think has the actual other side of the bar mat?

Well. That was unexpected

I wonder if she dies?!

I was surprised at today's first look ending. Didn't see that coming at all.

Why the fuck didn't Lindsey just film grace on her phone whilst she was talking to Mercedes? Divvy cow.

THHK is due to strike again soon so maybe Diane will be the next to die?