THE VOICE- Auditions week 2! What do we think of it so far?

[Raahh]

Rubbish

This is the show that really makes a person yearn for the halcyon days of Saturday night tv, and Morecambe and Wise. Hell, even Cannon and Ball

This week we have a hippy couple and twins. I hope the hippy couple are as good as JoS couple. They are called Billy Bottle and Martine.

I have salted peanuts and wine.

Elvis anecdote - check

Bof, your so funny.
I knew Elvis.. Shut up you tart, as del boy used to say.

I bet elvis smelt like sex and peanut butter.

Lugging bricks has a whole new context thanks to BOF.

OMG it's Macy Gray

Old spice and burgers

I feel bad now. I just let DD2 read some comments and she accused us of
........'bitching'.
Lesson- don't let DD2 see thread.

This is very boring so I am going to give you this pic from last years show

Elvis smelled like plastic cheese and poor choices

I like this one.

Is she singing a 'mash-up'

Oh dear- very off key.

Spud, over 18s only!

Where are the singers?

Your DD is just jealous that we're better at it than she would be.

This is a bit funereal.

This is like her walls. Flat.

This is very flat, it is painful

I thought only people that can sing are on this?

Bitching?! Constructive criticism I think.

Awful. Sounds like she has a gob full of marshmallows and she's out of tune too. Terrible.

He pressed his button as she was at her worst

Tom is desperate for something anything

S'Tom is ^really confused.

That was dreadful.

I'm surprised anyone turned, I thought she was weak.

Shrieky

Funereal, followed by the uncontrollable wailing of mourners.