THE VOICE- Auditions week 2! What do we think of it so far?

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Rubbish

This is the show that really makes a person yearn for the halcyon days of Saturday night tv, and Morecambe and Wise. Hell, even Cannon and Ball

This week we have a hippy couple and twins. I hope the hippy couple are as good as JoS couple. They are called Billy Bottle and Martine.

I have salted peanuts and wine.

Urgh, these pointless vts. Stop press: Mitchell's dad likes him

He looks thrilled by the middle aged women dancing in the garden .

It seems cruel of JK Rowling to make her son do manual labour.

This one can't even drum up a working man's club. He gets to sing in his back garden to his mum and auntie val

When zumba goes wrong.

Hes singing it for his mum.
Scores no points on The Voice.
You need X Factor.

This is just to give STom an Elvis anecdote, isn't it?

He's the love child of Jerome Flynn and Pete Townsend.

AHMA GUNNA SHOUT SOME ELVIS NOW. IN AN INEXPLICABLY JAMAICAN ACCENT.

Don't die. That would be bad.

That was awful

Is mitchell constipated?

Sir Tom knew Elvis, bet you didnt know that.
He might mention it. Or maybe not , hes quiet humble.

He sounds like Elvis. When he was on the toilet just before dying.

OK, last week I was actually Out in an actual Pub so had to watch on iPlayer. It was shite. However I'm back for more, mainly thanks to the presence of this thread

Fucking travesty that Billy Bonkers and Martine didn't go through.

Everyone drink when Tom says it...

Laying a brick...

Back to the bricks mate - your dust

Jerome Flynn!!! Thank you.

Arf @ BOF

Drink!

'what did he smell like?'

There it is! He knew Elvis.