X FACTOR - it's the FINAL (still)- Someone is going to win- most of all Simon.

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Here we go, the last thread. The final curtain. No more Pugs which does mean no more Whitney, or Mariah, though. Every cloud...

A re-cap of the songs-

Ben Haenow
Song of the series: Man In The Mirror (by Michael Jackson)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Fleur East

Uptown Funk (originally by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

I do like the 'originally' bit here- like, for evermore the songs will be known as the 'Fleur East* version, or something

Rumours are Ben is now the favourite, I'm struggling to care.

Let's settle this - FIGHT!

So, for the final time, see y'all later.

Oh, look you. A MIRROR. Do you see?
I will die if it does the dance, a la Darcey and Dawn French

Let's have a plebiscite.

Cyclops I jist said that to do, kick in the teeth for Ben

Ooh, sparkling homelessness. Tasteful.

Arf at plebbish, Rudolph.

WTF with the words?
HOMELESS
ILLITERATE

Are these his personal barriers? To making a change?

rudolph i'm too common to have 2 b's

Rudy- they were like a banana shaped comb, that you could scoop your hair up, without the need for lots of clips. Looked shit on straight hair, which is probably why they died our. I loved mine- nearly used it when I got married, in2007 but it snapped. Shame, as my hair was awful, thanks to the ghd wielding hairdresser

ooh I was sure the bloke in black was an assassin or something invading the stage then

Was it last year there was a girl who forgot her words nearlly every week, I watched avidly.

It looks like a corporate training event where you do that "thought shower" thing.

I'm gutted he hasn't done crowded house too.

The world's cheapest background award...

Lolling at the positive words in the background.

Wish some clever spark could've peppered it with 'brown' and 'constipation' and 'damp'

He's starting to remind of a young George Michael.

Chezza looks like she hasn't slept in a week. Simon is an arrogant twat.

Wtf was that shitty comment about ben.

Brain storming for Ben

It looked like the most worthy screensaver ever. I was expecting the Windows 95 symbol to bounce off each corner.

shhhgobacktosleep

I think they made it from a corporate PowerPoint they found on Google.

It's bacause all the money's been spent on fleur

Does Chezza have a mirror?

Was he miming?

Chezza's eyeshadow is awful. Who put it on, her dog?

That was bewildering.

I don't know, Chezza. He could do with some face powder.