X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

Ohhh, a NAN

I like his Nonna

His Nan needed subtitles.
Oh, look. He's doing Sexy.

There were women dancing in checked shirts, denim shorts and tights, Rudolph. The stylists probably thought it was the equivalent of putting them in snow suits.

Women in pants just for a change

Again, ffs.

This song is so reality tv overdone now

Evenin all

Ooh a sexy song!!

Why are the dancers using a circular saw on their private parts?

From a distant- if i squint- and I've had some wine. He looked like DAve Gahan .

But- despite what he thinks- he is no rock god, Mr Hey-Now.

What the ACTUAL FUCK with the fake crotch welding dancers?

Suspenders.

Nice ITV, nice.

Are they welders?

MAKE THE SEXIST SHITE STOP

That's what was under the tartan shirts .

He can come over me any time...

Chezza looks happy.

Is Mr Fezza Vezza not enough for her?

I am so tired of the dancers wearing fuck all and gyrating around.

His smug faces are pissing me off.

Those were the tights that had the denim shorts and checked shirts with them, btw Rudolph.

God I could smack his smug little face right in.

It's COME together no?

Not CUM together.

Someone should tell the judges that by sitting there nodding along to a dance like that, they look like sleazy old men in a cheap strip club.
FFS, XF. I think the line has been long lost this series.

X post pete high five

The world really does not need another Robin Thicke. Especially not on family telly.