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Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol V

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icemist · 24/11/2014 22:12

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl related

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Ben Aldridge
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orphan · 27/11/2014 23:33

spo it's Major Morley.
Mmm, now you've extended the question to what props you'd want to be, I'll have to have a think...

orphan · 27/11/2014 23:35

CJ's low slung belt comes to mind of course...

Smurfingreat · 27/11/2014 23:36

Major Morely? I think?

SPO the field is now open for suggestions like being CJs pants! I agree with whoever said they would be an extra when CJ is giving out post. I love those scenes, so many great lines and CJ at his commanding but funny best. I'd love it if he gave me a parcel

Nickel45 · 27/11/2014 23:38

or the coffee cup when CJ is sitting on the jeep
Hmm, will have to see if I can think of a prop I'd like to be ...

Nickel45 · 27/11/2014 23:41

Welcome to the madness wildwillow (you do realise that very soon every spare moment you used to have will be spent on here, trying hard not to laugh out loud Wink

Richtea19 · 28/11/2014 00:03

icemist hope all is ok with small one. Heartbreaking when they are poorly. My baby (12ys) has been in Germany for a week and is back tomorrow, I can't wait! I don't know how long that will last.....

Smurfingreat · 28/11/2014 01:51

Ok, if I could be a prop, it's a toss up between 2 items. 1st is CJ's headset mic, so I can hear all he has to say. Second is a photo of his son on his desk so I could see the private CJ minds out of gutters ladies. If I could be a piece of set, i'd be the watch tower in the FOB so I got to see all the good bits, post, 2 section fuckmuppetry, duet, paddling pool...

icemist · 28/11/2014 06:32

As requested...

Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol V
Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol V
Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol V
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icemist · 28/11/2014 06:34

Ooh being a prop- think it would be the med table. So I could see/hear all the conversation we missed out on between CJ and Molly

Set- would have to be the watchtower too

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firegirl · 28/11/2014 07:37

Crotches and forearms first thing in the morning, thanks for the Friday treat icemist.
As for the set, wouldn't you want to be CJs campbed? Then he'd come back to you every night. Don't know what he sleeps in actually. On a cleaner note it would be nice to be his wrist watch, and cling on to his forearm all day...

cherin · 28/11/2014 07:43

Or one of his gloves...

icemist · 28/11/2014 07:48

There are far too many things to be on that set or as a prop Grin

I could be the protective vest as he does like to hold on to it Grin

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orphan · 28/11/2014 07:53

Morning! Great suggestions for props. Maybe his coffee machine - after all he isn't fully functioning until he's fiddled with the knobs had his Rosabaya.
Thanks icemist that's set me up for the day!

Richtea19 · 28/11/2014 08:00

Great photos Icemist and I love ALL your suggestions of props, so many to choose from! Ditto to camp bed.!

Richtea19 · 28/11/2014 08:03

DS back from Germany today and I mentioned to DH about who was picking up from the station etc, DH asked me what teacher went with them and I replied, "you know the one I fancy, the young one" (all the teachers are young now!). DH replied, "oh so it's not Captain James now". I think my obsession really has been rumbled!!!!

Ilovelblue · 28/11/2014 08:17

Props: I'd be his coffee cup. At least I'd get his lips round me every morning! Part of the set: think I'd go for his bed.

mummyreeds · 28/11/2014 08:32

I'm still following you guys and embracing the madness!! I would be Molly's hand, arm and lips...for very obvious reasons. Loving the fanfic, def better than some of the stuff posted on actual site. I do like Ladybird though she is very good. Going to be late for school run now, which is exactly why I don't post often!

SPOfficer · 28/11/2014 08:33

Morning all! Friday morning treat Chapter 2 of zombie fan fic. With thanks to cherin for the opening!

Molly and the Captain sprinted to the parking lot of the camp hospital, it was an instinctive move to try and find the rest of the Unit which they left behind when they medevac Sohail.

Running past one of the trucks, they recognised the familiar shape of Smurf, apparently intent at assembling and disassembling his automated rifle. He wasn't looking in their direction, probably lost in his thoughts.

"Oi! Smurf!" Molly shouted "you would not believe what just happened!"

He didn't answer straight away.
CJ tensed instinctively and hold tighter Molly's hand, which he had not left since the jump from the window.

"Come on, you Welsh wanker! Look at me, I may need some of that looking after you promised me!"
Smurf's head turned slowly and only then did they see a bullet hole right in the side of the neck, from where a large, pulsing wound was gurgling blood onto his shirt.

"Captaiiiiin Jaaaaaamessss" he muttered menacingly, with blood-stained eyes and a ferociously stern expression on his emaciated face

"Dylan said at the memorial that you loved me....what he didn't know is that I loved youuuuuuuu" and with a sudden move he tried to jump closer and embrace him, knocking Molly away.

"Sod off, you shortie cockney muppet! He's miiiineeeee!! I want the right end of the stick!!!"

Captain James wrestled with the animated cadaver and eventually managed to push him away, so that he stumbled and fell. Shouts rang out from the other end of the parking lot followed by the sound of running feet. Several figures emerged from the darkness and resolved into Kinders, Smurf, Fingers and Dangleberries.

"Sir, are you all right?" Said Kinders "We heard there was trouble at the hospital and doubled over to check you and Dawes were ..."

Kinders trialled off as he followed Captain James' fixed stare to the nearby figure struggling to rise from the dusty ground.

"Oh my god...Smurf? No it can't be...Geraint?

Smurf also now looked down at the figure, his expression changing from curiosity to confusion to shock.

"Geraint .... Is that you?... Please nooo!

Captain James grabbed Smurfs shoulder. "It's not him Smurf, it's just a shell, a husk being used by some evil agent"

"It's not that sir, i know it's not him. It's just that even as a zombie, he's still better looking than me!"

Then before anyone could stop him Smurf grabbed Geraint discarded rifle and brought the butt down repeatedly on the head of the struggling figure until it lay still.

Molly touched James arm "Boss I don't understand, how can Geraint be here"

Captain James bit his lip, then ran his tongue along the inside of his mouth.

" I suspect" he said "that this is an unforeseen plot twist and that we will need to wait until Chapter 3 to get an explanation"

"What do you mean sir" Molly queried

Captain James smiled "as I have said before Molly we will need to trust those higher up in the chain of command to see the bigger picture"

"Bossman!" called Fingers "we got trouble!"

As they looked up they realised that a large group of shuffling, moaning figures were converging on them from all sides of the parking lot.

Suddenly one of the figures fell forward, a crowbar protruding from the back of its skull and from behind emerged the smiling face of Mansfield Mike, followed by the rest of two section.

"There you all are!" He said. "It's like a Saturday night in downtown Newport around here"

"Fuck off...it's not that bad!" Put in brains.

Captain James restored order "let's focus up lads we're not out the woods yet"

As they looked around them more shambling figures had appeared and they soon realised they were surrounded and outnumbered.

"Molly" he said, "Stay behind me, I don't want any of these disgusting creatures touching you"

"They're all right sir" said Molly, " I spent six months in a FOB with them and never had any trouble"

"What?...no not them Molly" said James "the zombies"

Just then the sound of screeching tyres was heard from the far side of the parking lot and the bright headlights of a jeep came into view. It accelerated into the ring of zombies and sent a number sprawling across its bonnet as it cannoned into their ragged ranks.

Major Morley emerged from the drivers side and shouted "get in now!"

Two section piled into the jeep pell mell and with a final rev of the engine the vehicle accelerated into the night.

To be continued....Chapter 3 Operation Bulge.

pixieg1rl · 28/11/2014 08:37

Advice please. Do you think someone like Molly would use the phrase 'knee tremblers'? It's quite old fashioned, but she could have heard it from her Nan.

If not, what do young people call a shag up against a wall?

PassTheCremeEggs · 28/11/2014 08:50

Iloveblue - I'm here! I'm still following the thread intermittently but just can't keep up with you all! It's still making me laugh a lot though, and I love the recent branching out into fanfiction. (And I must say I felt a very real pain for those who were going to the carol concert - so gutting!) my obsession is still alive and extended to stopping my husband from cancelling our Sky contract when we move house soon (he wanted to change to Virgin but I have Our Girl recorded on the Sky box, noooo!!!) Happily I was successful...

orphan · 28/11/2014 09:01

SPO Fantastic again! Laughed out loud one more. I love that zombie Geraint is still better looking than Smurf. And lip biting plus special tongue action...
But how can you leave us hanging re Operation Bulge? That's just cruel!

monopod · 28/11/2014 09:01

I disappear for a couple of days and just look at what you lot get up to... Zombie fanfic, When I Grow Up I Want To Be Captain James' Coffee Cup (oh sod it who wants to wait)... Carry on, you mad genuises.

Oh pixie... I think Molly would just call it what it is. Not sure Nan would call it a knee-trembler... Sounds a bit proper Grin. "...Lifted her as if she were weightless and suddenly she felt the cold wall against her back and nothing else between them other than the intensity of his gaze (enter pixie's very graphic description here)

Richtea19 · 28/11/2014 09:05

SPO. You are a super star, a legend! A spat out my cereal (not coco pops I'm afraid). It's just like Leslie Nielsen in Airplane. I can't wait to read more, especially operation bulge! Priceless!

orphan · 28/11/2014 09:11

I can really picture CJ in this - I think BA/CJ could do a zombie spoof, playing up all his mannerisms. Perhaps that could be the second series and SPO could write the script.

firegirl · 28/11/2014 09:40

SPO once again, brilliant. I've just read it at work, wasn't expecting to be laughing out loud so much! I can't wait for ch 3, who would have thought it, the period drama girl, getting into zombies. And I agree that it's easy to picture Captain James in this, being all strong and masterful and protecting Molly from nasty zombies.

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