X FACTOR - The RESULTS! Who will be left singing 'Sad songs' and wondering 'Where do broken hearts go?'

[Raahh]

Simon is hoping it will be Stevi- but i wonder if the great british public will keep him in?

I want Lamenting Lozza to go- she's just depressing

Noisy- no, SPaG is not his thing, definitely.

Noisy: an xfactor Barry manilow week could be just what you need. You'd probably enjoy watching the contestants destroy the songs, knowing how much it would upset your ex-MIL.

He's singing in a really big shower.

Why are all the guests singing such dull songs?

The band in the background look spooky.

To think I came downstairs to watch this on the proper telly.

Evening all! Missed you last night

Or next to a really big shower, which makes even less sense.

This is more downbeat than even lamenting-lozza would subject us to.

People who can carry off a poloneck:

Russian submariners
Benedict Cumberbatch
Audrey Hepburn
Steve Mc Queen

That is IT. Don't fuck with The List.

He does 'Pugsy' sex/poo faces. And he's a successful artist, apparently. So Pugs should be ok.

Fanjo, I'd prefer him to be put out of my misery.

Love Labrinth. This is a bit glum though

Note, that none of the names of the list was associated with large breasts.

Cum face at the end

That's a pretty definitive list.

I used to work with a man who wore a white polo neck and a red beret.

He wasn't French, but he was a cunt.

Cheryl's face was a bit cats bum there

Calamitously I like that idea. The fact it would also annoy ex-H makes me like it even more

Howard Walowitz on TBBT can wear a polo neck, probably because he's a cautionary tale to anyone who thinks they should wear one too.

God that was DULL.

Goodness. I think it's fair to say that song was at the top of his range.

Good list, Rudy.

That was horrific.

I have come to the sad conclusion that almost nothing looks good with big bosoms. But particularly polonecks, yes.

Rudolph, that made me laugh out loud.. So true. Labyrinth like pugs! I guess he was shown the voting stats? Dull song though.

it wasn't very festive. At this time of year I expect all guests to be singing happy songs. With sleigh bells. Not dirgy crap.

I favour the checked shirt, unbuttoned as low as I dare.