X FACTOR - The RESULTS! Who will be left singing 'Sad songs' and wondering 'Where do broken hearts go?'

[Raahh]

Simon is hoping it will be Stevi- but i wonder if the great british public will keep him in?

I want Lamenting Lozza to go- she's just depressing

Cath kidson, autocorrect.

Poor mining

This is shite, as usual.

This lot couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.

But then neither could Elton

That sounded as tinny as Cornwall.

The audience are not really into it, are they

Mel's polo neck is hideous. It's like something you'd wear of you wanted to cover up the extensive scars from a horrible accident.

And even then, you'd wear it as an undergarment.

Elton John's arms are far too short to do any kind of fighting. He can't throw a punch, but boy can he throw a tantrum.

Simon's complexion is a tad greige these days. He might want to give up the ciggies.

That was terrible, wasn't it? Good. I don't like change.
Was Simon drunk?

I cannot wear stretchy polo necks, due to being fat large boobs. It's a terrible look. And a pale one is even worse.

squoosh- I can imagine Elton's tantrums.

Polo necks and big tits are like Sherlock and Moriarty. Mortal foes.

Stevi will be starring in some high profile panto in 2015. He's pretty much made for panto.

Louis is so deluded!

Sorry mel, polo necks belng in charity shops. My town has plenty of those. Why were they singing saturday night on a sunday?

squoosh- Absolutely!!

My ex-MIL was obsessed with Barry Manilow. I therefore can't hear him now without breaking out in hives.

Polo necks and breasts of any note are mortal enemies. Flesh coloured polo necks are unforgivable.

This is the one with the bad grammar.

Dislike for that reason alone.

I don't think I've heard this song though...

It's not great so far.

He can't spell Labyrinth either

*belong rather.. Duets with dead people as barry did on strictly. I wouldnt put it past them.

Someone put him out of his misery