X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

We've already forgotten, Fanjo.

In jungle already? That was quickenden

Go Muppet crazy for OTY.

Yaaaahhhhh!!!

Our last hamster hated us. Really.

Dead bro is in the jungle now.

They are really making them into a kiddie act, aren't they?

Only the Young. Good God when will they die? ( guess I'm not the target audience for this show)

They are so weird.

ONLEDEYUNG! ONLEDEYUUUUNNNNNGGGGG!

My hamster is also like something out of TOWIE, stroppy and constantly grooming himself.

Were they that short of celebs this year that they had to get deadbro into the jungle already?

Bumper cars are poor substitutes for white vans.

*Rudy- that would be good.

Poor OTY- they have to keep hammering home the point they have been together TWO YEAR, FUCKERS. None of this fly by night ,chucked together at bootcamp shit.

I didn't realise Deadbro was in the jungle. What sort of accelerated sleb life cycle is this? He'll be doing Iceland ads by Christmas.

Ooo, they're doing it Christian Rock style. Original.

I could maybe warm to this lot if they'd stop fucking grinning like that.

This is worse than their room audition version was. I know, 'cod I watched the video earlier.

Why didn't this lot sing crocodile rock? it was made for them

Dillite- it's the quickest ever transfer from XF to the jungle EVER. (according to digital spy).

Sometimes you wish your ears would fall off.

calamity that doesn't sound too bad a trade up on the Christmas dinner front.

In 92 I was 7 I guarantee every adult member of my family, except my mum, was pissed and the kids high on chocolate.
Still better than 89 when I gave my entire family chicken pox, ah well they had gotten away from the ol pox for long enough. It was all about camomile lotion that year.

load of old shite

The blonde one really cant sing.

Quiffy ONLYDEYUNG is proper growing that hair up. Will he and Head Wanker have a quiff-off? Or perhaps they're planning to seamlessly put him into Year Nine Detention as a ringer, when ONLEDEYUNG inevitably leave.

Deadbro went in a couple of days ago with Edwina currie

Nancy- the one week a more novelty song would suit them, they don't do it.