X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

He loves his kids. I bet he loves owls, penguins and otters too.

Where the hell is the like button when you need it.
Need it repeatedly on this thread.

I wish I was out tonight though.

lamenting-lozza's top says 'jaded' on the elastic. Should really say 'dull'.

Yup

i go to Iceland quite a lot. their milk is dirt cheap at the moment.

I hate the actual shop layout thout- drives me nuts. The staff are great though.

ONLEDEYUNG man is MISSING

Maybe Heynow will be Byenow?

Oh, the tension

You posh lot I've been to farmfoods!

I have a suspicion that Heynow might win the whole thing.

And maybe not

STEVI! STEVI! STEVI!

Do they just get chucked here, or do judges get a say?

I like Farmfoods too, LittleBairn!

Farmfoods is great for cheap ice-pops.

Mel is wearing one of those higher-at-the-crotch dresses too.
it's worrying on her though, to be honest. Some part of me does expect to see something peeping out.

i caught my daughter trying to vote for melty face earlier - on the actual phone. I am packing her bags ready to have her adopted as soon as the show is over

Little-we have every type of cheap shop going- we have a Pound bakery, ffs. I'm not proud.
But Farm foods scared me.

Farmfoods is ace.

ONLYDEYUNG

Bless 'em.

see, should have done crocodile rock, if only the would listen

As much as I do love my child, I don't love her enough to be Peter Andre.

They were shit but they were better than Stevi.

Stevi's dad will be celebrating in his X Factor blazer this evening.