X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

Late soz

God the Italian stereotyping with Pugsy is getting ridic, next week they'll have him visiting the Dolmio family

Alexandra Burke, X Factor's most po faced contestant.

On massacres...

DS2 told me on the way home from school yesterday that he hates 'that happy song'. Apparently it makes him feel sad and he wishes he never has to hear it again. He's totally on board for the massacre at morrisons clearly, although it'll have to be rated PG (since he's only 5).

BROTHER BEYOND VERSUS JETHRO

Sex face!!!

I like his spotty jumper/shirt combo

I realise I have said 2 nice things in a row now I will pull myself together

is it me or is he too quiet?

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Giraffes so adorable

I like the spound of your son Calam! He can hold my ammo for when I need to re-load.

Oh no, Pugsy's voice is trembling at some points.

I can't even speak...blowy..

Go on Borat!

CHINA CRISIS v TALK TALK
Just for the hairdos

Coldplay vs Slipknot. This is more fun than listening to the singing.

I know you all love him but pugsy looks too much like ARG from towie to get away with a dickie bow

DH just said " when's Stevi twat-face coming on"

And then "I can't believe my life has come to this pish"

I suspect he'd be too busy cutting through the crowds with his lightsabre to hold anyone's ammo, squoosh.

very accented, not his best performance, not that I liked him before.

he's saying 'doh make me...' not 'don't'

i can't like this, because i hate the song.

Sadly, Pugsy will make an album full of songs I hate

I didnt like that

Neville's woken up for Pugsy!

Pugsy is coming in next week on a Vespa, dressed as Pope Jean Paul II, before ripping off his robes for a mash-up as Luciano Pavarotti. Then he'll sing 'Theees isda Night' from Lady and the Tramp and pelt the audience with spaghetti and meatballs. Surrounded by dancing Cornettos. Because he is ITALIAN, do you see?

Fanjo so true

Maybe next week they will put on a bunga bunga party for Pugsy.

At least pugsy had delivered what Whitney v Elton promised.

I didn't like it though.

Love Pugsy but that was boring.