I'm a celeb

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Is there all ready a thread I've missed? Line up looks not too bad this year www.ibtimes.co.uk/im-celebrity-get-out-here-2014-meet-contestants-1475084

Apparently Mel Sykes challenged her caution for common assault and it was withdrawn. So google tells me.

younger American this time, isnt it? That girl in red dress

Aah right dance. Do you remember when she got together with him? All the awful tweets? Miss Giddyknickers or summat. Blee.

Well Kendra is a dick.

I met craig a few times and he was lovely, so hoping this wont change my opinion

How old is Tynchy? He looks like an 11 year old.

Was it tinchy strydee who was 1/8 of s club juniors?

Don't like Kendra already

Craig Charles looks like he has borrowed Nelson Mandela's clothes.

Soon, they began exchanging rather kinkier messages.

In one of the more naughty posts, Melanie tweeted that she had "the giddiest knickers of my life" and told Jack she had "the raging horn"...

She also wrote: "Jack the rabbit I need some bunny love so hop to it!! Xxx boing boing!!! Loooooool xxxxxxx".

To which he replied: "Only if I can bounce into your face! Xxx".

^^ Excerpt from a red top paper re Mel and her about to be husband.

These 5 could possibly all bore each other to death on Night 1.

For some reason I can totally see Vicky whacking a bug or a snake with a pan and moving on totally not bothered.

Which one is Kendra? The Playboy bunny one?

Yes Anne She's going to drive them all bonkers

Oh Gemma....waterproof mascara on your Christmas list please

The GC and Melanie are going to do my swede in.

GC aint going to be starving. She will be full of eyeball and penis before you can say wichity grub.

What a prat.

Yeah Anne

Ah, seems it's true - Edwina Currie is in it this year. So I'm not watching.

I would honestly rather eat a dingo's arse than watch her on tv. Maybe I'll tune if she gets voted out or, better, kidnapped by wild outback chickens and thoroughly egged.

Ok on the annoying list. Gemma, the Irish one, Hugh hefners girlfriend,Gemma, the footballer, gemma, Mel oh and Gemma.
Oh they've gone off in their civvies.

Omggg that helicopter so scary, do we think she knows where she's actually going to be sleeping for the next couple of weeks????

Thanks Alice.

There are lots of annoying ones this year.

Weird Michael Buerk being in there. He's a self confessed snob and hates reality TV. However I'm sure the £150,000 fee has helped changed his mind. ( I don't like him as he's said some very victim blaming things about the woman who Ched Evans raped...)

Bet Gemma gets picked for the 1st trial.

oh dear god, she's going to twerk..