X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

Nancy am very jealous of the donuts.

My grumpy demeanour on these threads are partly due to hyperemesis. So I'm suffering through with no food or delicious booze to numb the ears!

Only ONE doughnut nancy? What kind of sorcery is that?

Awks- @ 'no lego'

I'm sure simon does have a sex swing. But my mind does not want to think about it.

dillite don't worry i'm just warming up, there is a long time of this to go!

I thought that was fleur!

Wow, are they twins?

Fleur's sister does look a lot like her.

Wow- Bighair's sister is her image- are they twins.

What is Cowell up to?

Wow I though that was Fluer in the audience.

I HATE CLUNT

Welsh Wales plug
In the Navy Countdown............................................................

Simon's eyes keep disappearing as his cheeks keep on spreading.

Poor Fleur, what an ugly family

Si and sex..rather have one of your doughnuts nancy..! Fleurs sister must be a twin surely?

look at that hat - what a cock

Someone please burn that disgusting hat Clunt is wearing.

Jay hasn't mentioned the navy yet. Ah, playing the family card instead.

He has a daughter? really?

Ugh, My mother is definitely losing it if she thinks this twat is sexy.

Hes gonna murder New york New York. wahhhhh.

Hideous, Noël, aren't they?

Dead Grandad's Suit.
Shurely not the one he was buried in

KNOBBER ALERT

What, no mention of 9/11?

Oh wait, he is pulling out the family sympathy card for votes.

Wanker.

calamity for the love of god I now need serious brain bleach!

HOW MANY UGLY HATS CAN ONE MAN OWN? And someone married him knowing he wears those?