X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Don't fuck with a Goth, Simon.

Oh FFS. Just put him in the crate behind him and take him off to get his mixamatosis fixed.

Totally agree with you catty

Simon, just say what you mean. You want to fall at your feet and cry out in thanks.

Come on simon, being arsey about being made to sing bat out if he'll is absolutely fine.

And dh has just corrected Simon. Folk don't tune in 'for a bit of fun'. They tune in cos their wife made them.

This group give me the creeps. Are we sure they aren't in some happy clappy cult that feasts on their young?

I'm simultaneously excited for and dreading this

Simon Cowell you superior shit, the nerve! So he's not supposed to have an opinion? Just be pathetically grateful that he's here? Prick

Mr CattyCat is a very wise man.

Lulu

Louis the Witch, or actually what did one poster mistake him as; Willie? Willie the Witch.

Yes mr catty is completely correct.

Dead zombies is surely inaccurate. Zombies are undead. That's the point.

But he could have been even better with a better/more suited song. Why does it make him ungrateful just because he doesn't particularly want to sing a song which can be classed as quite cheesy, especially when people other than meatloaf sing it?
The way Mel speaks to anyone that disagrees with her, I hate it!
Just goes to show how nasty and manipulative the music industry can be.

What's wrong with the original melody?

Harmonies are good

Just put him in the crate behind him and take him off to get his mixamatosis fixed.

Ha!

I think they should channel Watership Down. Kill the baddies with red eyes.

Well this is refreshingly shit....

That thread was brilliant jub

They appear to be better than others that have been on ...

The blond girl is pretty rubbish.

Small tells me that this is THE BEST SONG.
So maybe they are safe? Is Louis unwittingly hip?

Blondie fucked up there

Simon is being an arse, especially since he told y9 to revel against louis not do as they're told.

This is not convincing me that this is a relevant act to anyone.

this is like the group song at the end of a CBBC Halloween panto