X-FACTOR 18/10- It's 80's night!

[Raahh]

This is the songlist for 80's night. Nice to see some Whitney for a change

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 2

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
One Moment In Time (Whitney Houston)

Jake Quickenden (deadbro)
Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Bonnie Tyler)

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
If You Don’t Know Me By Now (Simply Red)

Jack Walton (erm...)
Straight Up (Paula Abdul)

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Fame (Irene Cara)

Lauren Platt (erm..)
What A Feeling (Irene Cara)

Lola Saunders (Fishy)
Imagine (John Lennon)

Stephanie Nala (Too dull for a NN)
Call Me (Blondie)

Only The Young (Too nice for a nickname)
Come On Eileen (Dexy’s Midnight Runners)

Stereo Kicks (Mastrb8)
Boys Of Summer (Don Henley)

Ben Haenow
Jealous Guy (Donny Hathoway)

Fleur East (HairBear)
It’s A Shame (Monie Love)

Jay James (Clunt)
I’m Gonna Be – 500 Miles (The Proclaimers)

Stevi Ritchie (Sweep)
Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley)

Jay James (Clunt)
I’m Gonna Be – 500 Miles (The Proclaimers)
Is this a joke? I thought they like him??!

And why two Irene Cara tracks?

As you can see, I've forgotten half the nicknames. I have had a long week.

Anyway, off to do some market research . See you later.

Like this..?

If this lot were singing christmas carols on my doorstep I would slam the door on them

Ewwwwwww, how CREEPY are some of this lot?

Did one of them just wink at the camera?

Least they've not slowed it down......(clutching at straws for their mums)

Is he ill??

They might as well jut rent them out to sing at football matches.

There's too many of them.

Asbo collective

I do love this song though, brings back memories.

They don't even know the word

Have they ever heard of harmonies

I used to love this song...

Still, at least they haven't made it into a slowie.

Anyone remember Blazing Squad? I remember the thick one (Kenzie?) saying they made no money whatsoever because there were so many of them that they got about 3p each per song when it was split between them all.

At least they are having a lovely time.

What was the fucking warble at the end in aid of?

No, wait tho. Look closely and they look JUST like the figurine dolls of New Kids on the Block. Actual play figure size, mind, but still. And you get spares.
Batteries not included.

If you're the 'best' singer in a boyband are you also aware that makes you the ugliest?

Noel, that is a winning formula. The bag of twats.

Harmonies? I don't think they have ever heard of singing

We could vote a member off each week. Then we might end up with a sensible number.

There is no justification for having 8 of them. It offers nothing of value.

See- Mel is on my wave length- should have done 'Only you'

(though they would have ruined it).

They all do have the same hair. And clothes. What happened to each member having their own "personality"? Most of them look prepubiscent.

That's Twat #2's thing- the fucking warbly thing at the end

They'll take up a full shelf in Home Bargains when the dolls come out.

Haha i loved kenzie from blazing squad

Pete

Yup. Twat #whoever wanked.

Prat.

There are fewer of them than there were in Blazin Squats though?
My best bit was the posturing. I liked that the most.

Arf @ Rudolph. They do look like NKOTB action figures.

Simon's got to pay the Architect fees, so no surprise he is starting to believe in them.