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X-FACTOR- Yes, it IS Friday- but tonight at 9pm - it's the start of BOOTCAMP.

845 replies

Raahh · 26/09/2014 11:34

It doesn't feel like a week since X Factor was last on, does it? ...probably because it isn't.

So, though we haven't recovered from Sunday- here is the first BOOTCAMP!

Tonight, Cheryl is choosing her final act- she has the girl's category. And no, you're right, we haven't been told that yet. It's like a whole section of the process has been mysteriously ditched.

Expect musical chairs, crying, and much wailing about making decisions.

Here's the song list

LOLA SAUNDERS
Cece Peniston – Finally

CHLOE JASMINE
Backstreet Boys – I Want it That Way

SHANAY HOLMES
Emeli Sande – Read All About It

STEPHANIE NALA
Chris Isaak – Wicked Game

ORLA KEOGH
S.O.S. Band – Just Be Good to Me

MONICA MICHAEL
Olly Murs – Troublemaker

KAYLEIGH MANNERS
The Lumineers – Ho Hey

TEN SENAH
Beyonce – Love on Top

EMILY MIDDLEMAS
Ellie Goulding- Anything Could Happen

CHLOE O’GORMAN
Whitney Houston – I didn’t know my own strength

LAUREN PLATT
Michael Jackson – Man in the Mirror

KERRIANNE COVELL
Sara Bareilles – Gravity

Sadly, Chezza has avoided being Raign's mentor. Which would have been fun.

See y'all tonight.

9pm

OP posts:
dillite · 27/09/2014 20:42

Do you think he's going to represent Italy in Eurovision next year?

CalamitouslyWrong · 27/09/2014 20:42

The thumb is sitting like a wanker. Legs open like he has two tonne bollocks and his arms behind his head.

He'll be out of that seat soon.

Raahh · 27/09/2014 20:42

Baldy Geordie is off.

possibly.

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nancy75 · 27/09/2014 20:43

I like this funny little man - i have never said a nice thing on an x factor thread before - i am going to have a lie down

Raahh · 27/09/2014 20:43

oooh.

How is KevinBacon still sat there?

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dillite · 27/09/2014 20:43

She kept the thumb looking one?

squoosh · 27/09/2014 20:43

Hurrah for Pugsy FromRome

CalamitouslyWrong · 27/09/2014 20:43

How come the thumb is still there?

HoneyDragonMumshnet · 27/09/2014 20:43

Dh is waiting patiently for flobbie

Raahh · 27/09/2014 20:43

nancy it's a worry.

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squoosh · 27/09/2014 20:43

C'mon Flob!

0898 · 27/09/2014 20:43

stop this at once, nancy

i love him a bit too

NoisyBrain · 27/09/2014 20:44

Ooh, I love Formerly Fat Paul even more. Thought he was an Over 25...

squoosh · 27/09/2014 20:44

Has MrW blubbed yet?

CalamitouslyWrong · 27/09/2014 20:44

Flobbie must replace the thumb. I have no idea how Kevin bacon is still there.

Scarletohello · 27/09/2014 20:44

Paul is brill too

SirNoel · 27/09/2014 20:44

This guy deserves it. He's been 5:2ing like a bastard for twelve long months.

BOFster · 27/09/2014 20:44

I love the despair of Hot Grief...

squoosh · 27/09/2014 20:44

Does Bald Geordie have Mel's granny held at gunpoint somewhere?

Raahh · 27/09/2014 20:45

KevinBacon- and Baldygeordie know that Flobbie is through, to rub Louis's nose in it.

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TheFairyCaravan · 27/09/2014 20:45

They are all shitting themselves, now! They know their seat isn't safe!

StormSwept · 27/09/2014 20:45

I like how those in seats just put their heads in their hands!

JanineStHubbins · 27/09/2014 20:45

I love the way the guys on seats drop their head into their hands after the first line

nancy75 · 27/09/2014 20:45

Raahh If it carries on I may need medical intervention

dillite · 27/09/2014 20:45

Why would you shave everything off, but keep that one contour line on your face? That's even worse than those minge toupees some men sport.