X-FACTOR- Yes, it IS Friday- but tonight at 9pm - it's the start of BOOTCAMP.

[Raahh]

It doesn't feel like a week since X Factor was last on, does it? ...probably because it isn't.

So, though we haven't recovered from Sunday- here is the first BOOTCAMP!

Tonight, Cheryl is choosing her final act- she has the girl's category. And no, you're right, we haven't been told that yet. It's like a whole section of the process has been mysteriously ditched.

Expect musical chairs, crying, and much wailing about making decisions.

Here's the song list

LOLA SAUNDERS
Cece Peniston – Finally

CHLOE JASMINE
Backstreet Boys – I Want it That Way

SHANAY HOLMES
Emeli Sande – Read All About It

STEPHANIE NALA
Chris Isaak – Wicked Game

ORLA KEOGH
S.O.S. Band – Just Be Good to Me

MONICA MICHAEL
Olly Murs – Troublemaker

KAYLEIGH MANNERS
The Lumineers – Ho Hey

TEN SENAH
Beyonce – Love on Top

EMILY MIDDLEMAS
Ellie Goulding- Anything Could Happen

CHLOE O’GORMAN
Whitney Houston – I didn’t know my own strength

LAUREN PLATT
Michael Jackson – Man in the Mirror

KERRIANNE COVELL
Sara Bareilles – Gravity

Sadly, Chezza has avoided being Raign's mentor. Which would have been fun.

See y'all tonight.

9pm

So this has been set up no, because she will have to swap this young'un- probably for 'thin Ursula the witch'

I don't believe she is sorry.

Phew!

What? Chloe just got swapped in?

Oh noooooo don't make them touch Harry Hairystyles man parts

Aw, poor Chloe. Her seat was hardly warm.

But Chloe was decent! How about Lidl Leona?

Ah poor Eyebrows :'(

Chloe barely had time to warm her arse

The next girl to sing gets on my nerves.

This is so brutal but brilliant at the same time!

Eyebrows (who i didn't recognise from the auditions) is gone.

So the next one will get in- and then surely Orla mermaid is out?

Eeeh Chezza wat yer deein pet? (my mother is Geordie and I am fluent in it )

I don't think kids under 16 should be there anyhow, seems even more unfair they are in essence safe once they get the seat.

Have to say not that impressed overall.
I really hate this boot camp format. Get rid of the audience, they are so annoying.

Eh? I missed boot camp because I'm watching gogglebox???

I agree with your sensible sentiments grumpasaur!

I think girl #1 should go!! She was awful. And her style is bad.

More bloody trainers.

Did she get a discount?

No Lynette THIS is boot camp.

Thanks squoosh!

More trainers? She could have got a discount on something from Faith, surely?

She is actually good

Raah

Should these people really be proclaiming how much they hate their jobs? They might not have a job to come back to once this circus is over.

She works in Foot Locker