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X FACTOR! 13/9- Tonight we are in the ARENA!! (spoilers, and all that, just in case...)

626 replies

Raahh · 13/09/2014 11:45

Sadly, it's not the type of ARENA with lions and men in skimpy loin cloths.

Instead, we have contestants we have already forgotten, singing again (probably with a loud backing track and auto tune).

The acts will be singing:-

BRADLEY DENHOLM
Let Me Entertain You- Robbie Williams

BABALOLA EHIDIAMEN
It Will Rain – Bruno Mars

JAMES GRAHAM
I Can’t Make You Love Me – Bonnie Raitt/Adele

JALE ANTOR
Crazy Stupid Love – Cheryl ft. Tinie Tempah

THE COURTESANS
Delilah – Tom Jones

REBECCA JONES
Moon River – Andy Williams

CHARLIE BROWN
All I Do – Stevie Wonder

STEVIE TENNENT
Feeling Good – Michael Buble

PAUL AKISTER
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye

LAUREN PLATT
How Will I know – Whitney Houston

INDIANA Ifill
I’m Going Down – Mary J Blige

LOU BOU
Pretty Hurts/Partition –Beyoncé

KIERON WINTER
Let her Go – Passenger

AMY CONNOLLEY
Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston

We have Mickey Bubbles!

And some one daft enough to sing a Chezza song (which was bad enough to start with).

And not one but TWO Whitney songs!- We are being spoilt this week.

Bring Wine and Brew and Cake and ear plugs.

Grin
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CalamitouslyWrong · 14/09/2014 20:49

Obviously a set up. Surely no one comes on xfactor not having sung in a pub or something before. Well, no one that is likely to get through.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/09/2014 20:49

They can take her piercings, they can take her guitar but they'll never make her wear Pleather!!!!

Raahh · 14/09/2014 20:50

She wasn't nervous, just bad.

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SirNoel · 14/09/2014 20:50

Kev Costner is up

SirNoel · 14/09/2014 20:51

Oh those trousers are ridic

Raahh · 14/09/2014 20:51

Hot - want a bet? They all end up in pleather!

It's James Blunt Mark 2.

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BOFster · 14/09/2014 20:51

He's got turnips! Makes a change from parsnips.

Raahh · 14/09/2014 20:52

What did they do to that poor child's hair??

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SirNoel · 14/09/2014 20:52

That child is half human half unicorn

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/09/2014 20:52

Oh. Yeah.

CalamitouslyWrong · 14/09/2014 20:52

It was all so much more entertaining when there was less staging and shit. They may as well skip the 'auditions' bit and just tell us who they pre-selected.

StoneTheFlamingCrows · 14/09/2014 20:52

The most unnecessary ponytail I have ever seen

BOFster · 14/09/2014 20:52

Is he wearing his SLIPPERS?

Raahh · 14/09/2014 20:52

He is wearing Crood boy's socks...

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TheFairyCaravan · 14/09/2014 20:52

He'll be all right on stage, he's toured with Rebecca Ferguson!

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/09/2014 20:52

Slippers!

StoneTheFlamingCrows · 14/09/2014 20:53

The most boring song in the world

SirNoel · 14/09/2014 20:53

Is he wearing MY DADS SLIPPERS?

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/09/2014 20:53

He looks like he's passing a slippery turd when he sings

CalamitouslyWrong · 14/09/2014 20:53

He's decided to make a dull song duller. Well done man in slippers and turn ups.

Raahh · 14/09/2014 20:53

Rebecca Ferguson? her from Birmingham, with the child?

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BOFster · 14/09/2014 20:54

Is Mel B doing that thing where you just can't cover the spot so you put black eyeliner on it and style it out?

TheFairyCaravan · 14/09/2014 20:54

Yes, Raahh!

Raahh · 14/09/2014 20:54

I don't like him.

He makes James Blunt look fun.

Actually, didn't we decide we liked El Blunto?

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snice · 14/09/2014 20:54

no, scouse bird was second or third once