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X FACTOR! 13/9- Tonight we are in the ARENA!! (spoilers, and all that, just in case...)

626 replies

Raahh · 13/09/2014 11:45

Sadly, it's not the type of ARENA with lions and men in skimpy loin cloths.

Instead, we have contestants we have already forgotten, singing again (probably with a loud backing track and auto tune).

The acts will be singing:-

BRADLEY DENHOLM
Let Me Entertain You- Robbie Williams

BABALOLA EHIDIAMEN
It Will Rain – Bruno Mars

JAMES GRAHAM
I Can’t Make You Love Me – Bonnie Raitt/Adele

JALE ANTOR
Crazy Stupid Love – Cheryl ft. Tinie Tempah

THE COURTESANS
Delilah – Tom Jones

REBECCA JONES
Moon River – Andy Williams

CHARLIE BROWN
All I Do – Stevie Wonder

STEVIE TENNENT
Feeling Good – Michael Buble

PAUL AKISTER
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye

LAUREN PLATT
How Will I know – Whitney Houston

INDIANA Ifill
I’m Going Down – Mary J Blige

LOU BOU
Pretty Hurts/Partition –Beyoncé

KIERON WINTER
Let her Go – Passenger

AMY CONNOLLEY
Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston

We have Mickey Bubbles!

And some one daft enough to sing a Chezza song (which was bad enough to start with).

And not one but TWO Whitney songs!- We are being spoilt this week.

Bring Wine and Brew and Cake and ear plugs.

Grin
OP posts:
CalamitouslyWrong · 14/09/2014 20:29

Bet shitsinger had a dog that could fit in a handbag.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/09/2014 20:29

NotNiall, NotLiam, the one everyone fancies, and Lurch.

Raahh · 14/09/2014 20:30

oh no. Who is this? Claggy's mate?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 14/09/2014 20:30

I find it annoying that they keep editing in bits of people we've already seen being rejected.

SirNoel · 14/09/2014 20:31

Don't Sing

Raahh · 14/09/2014 20:31

How did these people make it out of the ROOM? to the ARENA?

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RudolphUcker · 14/09/2014 20:31

I prolly stole it from you, Boffles. I thought I JUST thought of it. That is it now, ten odd years of this and I'm making all the same jokes over again.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/09/2014 20:32

Oh god not him again

CalamitouslyWrong · 14/09/2014 20:32

It's Ricky from kaiser chiefs' ugly brother.

TheFairyCaravan · 14/09/2014 20:32

He went down like a cup of cold sick!

Raahh · 14/09/2014 20:33

He has a daughter.

She doesn't look 7.

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Vivacia · 14/09/2014 20:33

Oh shit, don't expose his child to this.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/09/2014 20:33

How did something so hideous make something so cute?Shock

CalamitouslyWrong · 14/09/2014 20:33

He's dressed like a lettings agent.

SweetsForMySweet · 14/09/2014 20:33

They're going to crush this guy

SirNoel · 14/09/2014 20:33

He has a daughter?

Wow.

CalamitouslyWrong · 14/09/2014 20:34

I'd've guessed she was 5.

Oh dear.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/09/2014 20:34

Nowt so fickle as folk, eh?

CalamitouslyWrong · 14/09/2014 20:34

He really needs to stick to the working men's clubs.

SweetsForMySweet · 14/09/2014 20:35

He could be this years wagner

Raahh · 14/09/2014 20:35

Well, he's enjoying himself.

Which is nice.

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TheFairyCaravan · 14/09/2014 20:35

He's travelled back to the 80s with his white socks and black shoes!

BOFster · 14/09/2014 20:35

He's pulled it back Grin

SirNoel · 14/09/2014 20:35

It's like Ricky Kaiser and David Brent bred.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/09/2014 20:35

Ditching that jacket was the most talent and style he's demonstrated