X FACTOR! 13/9- Tonight we are in the ARENA!! (spoilers, and all that, just in case...)

[Raahh]

Sadly, it's not the type of ARENA with lions and men in skimpy loin cloths.

Instead, we have contestants we have already forgotten, singing again (probably with a loud backing track and auto tune).

The acts will be singing:-

BRADLEY DENHOLM
Let Me Entertain You- Robbie Williams

BABALOLA EHIDIAMEN
It Will Rain – Bruno Mars

JAMES GRAHAM
I Can’t Make You Love Me – Bonnie Raitt/Adele

JALE ANTOR
Crazy Stupid Love – Cheryl ft. Tinie Tempah

THE COURTESANS
Delilah – Tom Jones

REBECCA JONES
Moon River – Andy Williams

CHARLIE BROWN
All I Do – Stevie Wonder

STEVIE TENNENT
Feeling Good – Michael Buble

PAUL AKISTER
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye

LAUREN PLATT
How Will I know – Whitney Houston

INDIANA Ifill
I’m Going Down – Mary J Blige

LOU BOU
Pretty Hurts/Partition –Beyoncé

KIERON WINTER
Let her Go – Passenger

AMY CONNOLLEY
Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston

We have Mickey Bubbles!

And some one daft enough to sing a Chezza song (which was bad enough to start with).

And not one but TWO Whitney songs!- We are being spoilt this week.

Bring and and and ear plugs.

The fakey Harry, the dim looking one in the white T. Has he been let out in daylight before? He has the look of one who dwells in a cupboard.

Simons eyes just went (£) (£)

They sound so live- no backing track for their self penned ditty, oh no.

Fuckin hell I'm singing along here

That would be so perfect Raah.

I'm getting too old for this.

The girlies will love them!

Sir- it was catchy. Not too many lyrics. it's a number 1!

They need to change their name to Another Direction.

Great minds Bof

I somehow don't think these ones were just randoms who turned up at the audition.

The blonde one looks like he's gone two shades too white with his teeth.

Wilf says to tell you that the shirt is def def def BULLDOGS!!!

they have an uneven distribution of fake tan-Lurch didnt get any at all

It's like NotNiall's teeth have been carved out of fridge

Sorry Wilf!

Overload wannabe the new 1D

Cherly's make up is very posh spice tonight

With Mel b on the panel, is anyone else kinda missing shitsinger?

Wrong Direction? (say it fast)

Cupboard dwelling boy is carefully calibrated. There's a certain girl demographic that likes pale and skinny boys who don't look like they get outside enough.

It's good we don't need to learn their names. When NotLiam , NotNiall etc will suffice.

Will make it easier for Louis too.

Lolol at 'Cupboard Boy'

I miss Shitsinger. She was batshit. I bet she had a dog, as well.

I miss shitsinger too. She was unintentionally hilarious. Now we just get really shit attempts at humour.

THAT'S MY JOKE

I'll have to learn a new one now.