X FACTOR! 13/9- Tonight we are in the ARENA!! (spoilers, and all that, just in case...)

[Raahh]

Sadly, it's not the type of ARENA with lions and men in skimpy loin cloths.

Instead, we have contestants we have already forgotten, singing again (probably with a loud backing track and auto tune).

The acts will be singing:-

BRADLEY DENHOLM
Let Me Entertain You- Robbie Williams

BABALOLA EHIDIAMEN
It Will Rain – Bruno Mars

JAMES GRAHAM
I Can’t Make You Love Me – Bonnie Raitt/Adele

JALE ANTOR
Crazy Stupid Love – Cheryl ft. Tinie Tempah

THE COURTESANS
Delilah – Tom Jones

REBECCA JONES
Moon River – Andy Williams

CHARLIE BROWN
All I Do – Stevie Wonder

STEVIE TENNENT
Feeling Good – Michael Buble

PAUL AKISTER
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye

LAUREN PLATT
How Will I know – Whitney Houston

INDIANA Ifill
I’m Going Down – Mary J Blige

LOU BOU
Pretty Hurts/Partition –Beyoncé

KIERON WINTER
Let her Go – Passenger

AMY CONNOLLEY
Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston

We have Mickey Bubbles!

And some one daft enough to sing a Chezza song (which was bad enough to start with).

And not one but TWO Whitney songs!- We are being spoilt this week.

Bring and and and ear plugs.

There was a Cbeebies programme where a very earnest 12 year old sang this on the London Eye.

It was very painful.

I already love myself.... Do I win?

I don't think she'll go through.

I think she thinks she's still in here

Why doesn't chezza get the piss ripped out of her for sending people home who then come back

It wasn't nice though Mel. It was shit.

Please send her home. It was really dull.

Oh bugger she's just woken DD up with that. If you want to do something for the children, do something for mine and shut up

I think I know which direction the KeBams coming....

It was very karaoke.

Who believes that something other than children are the future? I don't think too many are convinced we should be teaching Furbies well and letting them lead the way.

Look at the little face crumple

Haha

Mingehead at his best here.

EXPOSED

in an

ARENA!

Don't you dare say yes.

Chezza only says yes out of guilt

This is why you shouldn't take your young kids along to see you on xfactor.

That audience will clap owt won't they.

That means bye love

I hate the audience.

It is prolonging the pain.

Right- get off the stage.

Chezza is twisting mingeheads bollock under the desk but he did not crack. WELL'ARD

She isn't good enough.

Having said that, the necrophelics got through.

PRIMED

Why do we watch this?

I just laughed at this poor girl crying. WTF has this programme done to me?