X FACTOR! 13/9- Tonight we are in the ARENA!! (spoilers, and all that, just in case...)

[Raahh]

Sadly, it's not the type of ARENA with lions and men in skimpy loin cloths.

Instead, we have contestants we have already forgotten, singing again (probably with a loud backing track and auto tune).

The acts will be singing:-

BRADLEY DENHOLM
Let Me Entertain You- Robbie Williams

BABALOLA EHIDIAMEN
It Will Rain – Bruno Mars

JAMES GRAHAM
I Can’t Make You Love Me – Bonnie Raitt/Adele

JALE ANTOR
Crazy Stupid Love – Cheryl ft. Tinie Tempah

THE COURTESANS
Delilah – Tom Jones

REBECCA JONES
Moon River – Andy Williams

CHARLIE BROWN
All I Do – Stevie Wonder

STEVIE TENNENT
Feeling Good – Michael Buble

PAUL AKISTER
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye

LAUREN PLATT
How Will I know – Whitney Houston

INDIANA Ifill
I’m Going Down – Mary J Blige

LOU BOU
Pretty Hurts/Partition –Beyoncé

KIERON WINTER
Let her Go – Passenger

AMY CONNOLLEY
Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston

We have Mickey Bubbles!

And some one daft enough to sing a Chezza song (which was bad enough to start with).

And not one but TWO Whitney songs!- We are being spoilt this week.

Bring and and and ear plugs.

Please not more crying

She needs to fix her hair! Stop being edgy, accept your fate, you're a sensible blonde.

This is the one who hasn't aged well thanks to becoming a parent isn't she?

Someone pulled Chezza's hair extensions and made her cry.

I do suspicious squinty eyes at Cilla. S'not right, something there.

I'm pretty sure the kids don't want you to do this. They'd prefer you to change nappies and banal shit like that.

XP BOF!

It's just the hair.

This really is the year of the ombré innit

How many times will she mention her children?

She is wearing one of Crood's shirts as a jumpsuit thingy.

I loathe this song.

How can anyone sing this song without vomiting?

Is the DFS advert on early?

Her hair is hurting me. Is she growing it out? Or has she done that gawdawful dip dying thing?
Lolling at song. Doing it for the kids that broke me.

Priiiiaaide

She really isn't all that good.

So fecking dated. she's going home.

This is one godawful song

Oh fuck. I believe that children are our future but I'd rather be on xfactor than see my own

God this song.

Nope. Don't think she is going to make this song current either.

She keeps falling asleep its thats boring

Oh Jaysus

Mmm does she think shes Sam Bailey?

She is not good!