Celeb BB Thread 5 - PWBs are wondering if Angelina Jolie will be waiting outside for James?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Well we made it to the last couple of days...

Will we manage to make it to the end without one of us actually spontaneously combusting with rage?

Will they put James and Dee into hospital to cure their delusions of grandeur?

Will PWBs get signed up to the National Grid to channel their rage into keeping the nation warm and toasty this Christmas?

Can you buy an Audley 2015 calendar?

We're nearly there, keep the faith PWBs. After all, soon it will be time for I'm a Celeb

Thought Edele's attempt at getting her voice out there was hilarious (singing Fields of Gold). Was like a warbling Hilda Ogden!

Yes it was dreadful patience !

Oh iloved hildas singing edele not so much and james with goosebumps comments tut. This edele we are see ing is how she was on big reunion rest of Bwitched didn't like her much

OMG, I bloody love the thread title

Here you are! The more I see of James the less I like him. I REALLY hope that Audley wins.

Thanks, enrique. It made me laugh! (I know you shouldn't laugh at your own jokes)

Did you have a good birthday, Wowser?

Edele's singing is atrocious. She really thinks she's going to be famous again, doesn't she? I've never seen so much delusion in one place before.

Ricci is not only ugly, he looks vacant. There is nothing behind his eyes.

You are right there is nothing there

Yes i did

Thanks for remembering Anne

Is it the final tonight?

Oh...and being PWB's - do we have a secret code if we see each other around the place?

Like the mason's handshake?

I don't really understand why everyone dislikes George so much?? What's he done that's so bad? (Genuine question!)
I think he's just a normal bloke, forced to spend weeks with a bunch of strangers. Surely even a saint would have the odd dodgy comment or remark towards some of those housemates!
To me, he's come across as being just a genuine nice guy.

Maybe we could ask how each other's toenails are?

I like george but he has joined the pack and its a bit dissapointing he is a nice guy

George is letting himself down by wrapping himself up with nasties.although there's not much of a selection left.
Audley to win for beauty and gentleness.
Or Gary for sheer entertainment and unflappability.

Omg edele singing was cringe! Terrible. And she cannot be in her 3 ' sir she looks much older. I'm sick to death of Dee. Accusing Gary of being rude, shouting, pointing, interrupting and bitching when that's exactly what she does. Talk about emperors new clothes. Loathe James Dee and edele they really are a nasty bunch.

I'm just hoping that it's Gary and audley in the final 2. Get Dee out first please. Talks about being the better person and gets on my last nerve. She fucking stole money from vulnerable people and is a thick bully. And edele is just creepy. I'm worried it'll be Dee winning and if it is I won't again. I've already vowed to never watch normal bb after big bully Helen won. Audley to win. Loved seeing the three nasty bitches faces when audley was voted most attractive. To think edele thought it might be her! Ha. She's definitely working the witchy look.

I didn't mind George at first but his treatment to Gary has been wrong and hes such a hypocrite for example when he said about Gary medical issues "well he put himself in here" ummm excuse me everyone is kind and considerate toward Stephanie Pratt "germophobe" but not to Gary problems? And saying rude things to Gary at nominations like " I didn't come to this experience to babysit/ and I haven't got the time re Gary hearing problem. He's such a sheep, and he needs to man up. A clip on the bb website today show him again interrupting Gary and telling Gary off! George lucky to be on there he's just a bloke on googlebox. Had either of his parents got chosen instead of him and were treated disrespectfully and unsympatheticly towards any of their medical issyes etc he wouldnt of liked it.

apart from Raffles and Always (only cos you like james and George! I totes agree with everything everyone else has said. yy to the 'elbowing'.

okay. BBOTS- OFFS whats with the charlotte love?

• Riccci still looks peed off.

laurens okay actually.

jedward look better with their hair down.

didnt even know riccis surname.

now george and edele in BED???????

if voters are the type to love the charlottes and dees and edeles and georges then unforch think Audley and Gary will be 1st out tonight.

and the others will be so smug they can join the coalition!

(Dee wants to be in parliament?)

meaning the bullies always win. always win.

the state of britain today. on tv AND real life.

im prob being really snobby/judgy/patronising but-

a fraudster/diva hasbeen popstar/couch potato and arrogant dancing prick are popular?

lauren harries- what??????????

dee doesnt act up for the cameras they say? what the hell are THEY watching?

even emma saying Garys rude but no one else is.

Garys telling a story from childhood and theyre all mblatantly making fun of him about it.

they say edels wonderful and KIND? (was making notes last night!)
roll on the gladiator arena tonight. the victorian sideshow.

last cbb between linda Nolan and Jim there was a history of dislike there but Garys never met these people before and why do they hate him so much?

George stirs up hatred for Gary if he thinks things are settling down
And, he is totally gormless
I cannot see how anyone can like James. I don't think he does say what he thinks, only what stirs things up and keeps him top dog

I found the quiz uncomfortable to watch and would have probably quit watching if it were not for this thread

same her want this thread is brilliant but I have a question.

ARe we watching a completely different programme from the ones in the studio/crowd/OFCOM ?

I've voted for the first time ever in a reality TV contest, via the app, for Gary and Audley. I honestly didn't think James could sink any lower until he made the "Smash her back doors in" comment...

But that's a Keith Lemon "joke" which he was using to try to be the jokey lad. It is a dreadful comment but he didn't think it up

I'm defo voting for the first time since Bb4

The winner is the one who has a contract with ch5

Have been reading the thread but not posting throughout the series. .. has saved me watching certain episodes because I've found the arguments with gary very uncomfortable to watch, for the most part.

I kind of agree with the consensus of the thread although I don't mind Edele. I also think she has a cracking figure (am shallow)

Speaking of hot bodies though, Audley is just goooooorgeous ! I so would. Hope he wins for being fit and pretty lovely. And because it will piss off James, Pricci and Dee even more than if Gary were to win.

Looking forward to the final, hope Dee trips over her poor unsupported knockers on her way out.