Celeb BB Thread 5 - PWBs are wondering if Angelina Jolie will be waiting outside for James?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Well we made it to the last couple of days...

Will we manage to make it to the end without one of us actually spontaneously combusting with rage?

Will they put James and Dee into hospital to cure their delusions of grandeur?

Will PWBs get signed up to the National Grid to channel their rage into keeping the nation warm and toasty this Christmas?

Can you buy an Audley 2015 calendar?

We're nearly there, keep the faith PWBs. After all, soon it will be time for I'm a Celeb

I can't go without at the revenge attack Oldbag!

Wonder if James 'agent' is on the phone ringing round to see if there's a panto missing a villain ?

More likely a village missing an idiot, Stila.

Ian Lee kept saying that this surpassed January's series. But no, January's was entertaining in that it was uncomfortable to watch for different reasons, ie it wasn't bullying (there was always more than one person on each side in an argument, so it wasn't so bullying. But also, this series never amounted to very much more than bullying. The tasks weren't up to much and there wasn't a lot of "fun". And finally there was no.......
SUCK MY DICK.

Late to the party again. Watched it at my parents with DP and phone died.

SO happy justice was served!!! Hoooonk!

My eyes are still burning from Frenchie's dancing @ the end

See you all in January :)

Morning fellow PWBs went bed after the final last night.

Anne you need to make a thread just so's we can chat I think, I'll be on the I'm a celeb one when it starts and the next CBB too.

Thankfully justice was served last night and I was happy with Gary or Audley winning, maybe our votes did help after all

Watched Bots the y really hate gary edele and dee especially they couldn't hide their contempt for him could they, I love Rylan and I think he could do the main show better than Emma

Oh god frenchies naked dancing was traumatising

Yeah whatever you think of Rylan, he says it how it is, to their faces. Emma absolutely doesn't.

Do u think the likes of Dee will still get TV work etc?

Im not sure what dee could do tbh go on panels about benefits but she has done that she isnt young or beautiful entertaining or anything the famous for being famous people are so there isn't really a slot anywhere for her and george im not sure where he would fit either

Oh ffs have nearly choked on my granary toast! Frenchie and her dancing. What fresh hell is this?!

Why the soppy bots ending? Hope Emma returns but not Ryan, or Ian Lee or luisa.

Off to bleach my eyes and brain. Thanks for the threads Anne.

I think Rylan should do the eviction interviews.

Every time I see Lionel Blair now all I can hear him saying is 'suck my dick'. Doesn't matter what he's wearing either. It's never anything but PVC shorts in my mind.
Not enough brain bleach in the world to erase that one

Yay, yay, yay to Gary winning . For a moment I though Au-dull-ley might get it although it was nice to hear Gary acknowledge him as his main support.

The faces on the others were brilliant to a man. Mass wasp chewing washed down with a pint of lemon juice

I am shocked this morning to see one of the red tops reporting Gary might be investigated for indecent exposure. All right for Lauren and Frenchy to whap the girls out though

So glad to see there's going to be an IACGMOOH thread and a new CBB thread in January. I don't know anyone who cops to watching them IRL.

What am I going to do all evening until then though?

Every time I see Luisa all I think is dappy licked your nipple

Fullpleather, I also noticed on Georges best bits montage that he pulled his pants down and got his arse out in the kitchen after getting towel whipped. No one was complaining of been indecently exposed to!

hope youre all still around. and yy thanks Anne for the threads!

okay-
We got the result we wanted! YAY! never thought that would happen.

okay, made notes as i had to log off last night. might be long post but please share!

so even though the results were right......

• James was never called up by BB for doing a gay voice to Kelly and shoving his bum to Leslie yet AUdley was for his reason to nom Kelly ?

He said Audley had a big attitude? no, James, you were so humble.

and his stroppy childish frozen smile face! ha ha! Liar.

-when james towel flicked George in the kitchen did i see George pull down his pants to show James his bum? pot calling kettle, George.

for soeone who watches tv all the time and he didnt know who anyone was when he went in?

Audley- glad i was wrong he was genuine with gary and defending him more near the end. blessim. and YY Gary was trying to change and no one gave him any credit. well said Aud.

GARY!!!!!! YAY! Blessim, hes still no idea what was happening, poor guy. didnt know where to go or what to do, he made me cry.

Bless, he totes acknowldeged the crowd and gave his time to them, not preening and pouting for the cameras.

thats the main programme. will do BBOTS next!

BBOTS_ is Rylan Freddy Mercury? and he reminds me of Kenny Everett with the legs akimbo. 'its all done in the best paasssible taste!''

cant believe theyre STILL bullying Gary and still getting away with it. Dee the worse one, and kudos for Lauren, shes still defending him she was better in the end.

so everyone finds the 'back door' phrase funny then?

ha! Glad Stephanie had a bitch at edele. yes edele said steph pushed her. they should both be pushing geroge!

James still bitching.
well
done Gabrelle on the phone, spot on defending Gary. im now afan!

Bet edeles fuming wishing she could sing! as bad as jane mcD.

Frenchy!!!! .

dee and edele STILL gurning at Gary. they look like Les Dawson.

so, that's over now, will miss you all, its been great having a natter and bitch and stuff, all, hope to see you all for IACGMOOH.

hope James doesn't go there now!

best thing was THE VICTIM WON! THE BULLIES LOST!

xxxxx from xxxx

I am shocked this morning to see one of the red tops reporting Gary might be investigated for indecent exposure. All right for Lauren and Frenchy to whap the girls out though hmm

and George exposing his butt, and James in tightys too?

theyd better not.

According to a redtop dee is now gone from scrounger to nations sweet heart AYe ok then

Yes, but the red tops think Cheryl "Biffer" Tweedy-Cole is a national treasure too, so not exactly reliable as an arbiter of taste.

why is it that we, mumsnetters, are the ONLY ones that seem to get that Gary is brain damaged? he didn't deliberately expose himself did he? not like Lauren and frenchy.

he prob didn't realise there were cameras in the bathroom.

you could see when he left the house he still didn't seem to know what was going on.

and why is it that we the mumsnetters see the bullies that are the others?

ASAIK Dee seems perfectly capable of actually having a job. don't know why she was on benefits.

I dunno if I watch Jan cbb, the last bb was depressing with the hm treatment towards Gary and it still went on after he won, I hope Jan is a fun drama one but no bullying! Putting someone like Gary in the house showed up a lot of them, but what upsets me is that James, Dee and a few others are still continuing they hatred, was Gary that awful?!