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X FACTOR -NEW SERIES starts Sat/Sun this weekend. And it's all change!

808 replies

Raahh · 29/08/2014 16:15

Ok- we say every year we won't watch.

Then we do.

Granted it is usually the thread that keeps us going. Please don't leave me talking to myselfGrin

This year we have the return of Cheryl, and thankfully bye bye to Sharon. Shitsinger will be missed for her batty Nicole-isms. Chezza-Fezza-Vezza, as she is now known, was never as funny. Sad And 'so-long' to Gary. We started off fancying him, and by the end we couldn't remember why.

One of the things that will put me off is Mel B. Couldn't stand her as a guest judge. She might be the reason I finally kick the habitGrin

The minimum age has been reduced to 14 - they have tried this before, and it didn't work. They were 'too young. (so why bother letting them be in it then??) Wandie Liam auditioned at 14, and came back at 16 though.

Will there be ARENAS???

Can we wait?

yes we can

Grin
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squoosh · 30/08/2014 21:16

The chap brushing Cheryl's hair is that tiny dancer from Strictly who pretends to be Italian.

RudolphUcker · 30/08/2014 21:16

That baby is seconds away from pulling down her Mum's top.

Raahh · 30/08/2014 21:16

Don't sing 'you're beautiful' Please!

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HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 30/08/2014 21:17

Anyone else now quietly humming Michael Jackson?

Draggy Diana, Nah
Draggy Diana, Nah
Draggy Diana, No
Draggy Diana
Stands to pee!

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 30/08/2014 21:17

She "won a scholarship to a private school" though!

SirNoel · 30/08/2014 21:17

He's like a little Kevin Costner

slithytove · 30/08/2014 21:17

How jealous is Cheryl of everyone with kids, she keeps mentioning them. Think a bun in the oven might be announced before Christmas.

RudolphUcker · 30/08/2014 21:17

Has MelB got nappy pins for earrings? Punk or Pat Butcher? History will decide.

Raahh · 30/08/2014 21:17

It is a very cute baby.

This is not an easy song. It is very slow.

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BOFster · 30/08/2014 21:18

Crying war specialists. Explains why we no longer have an empire...

nancy75 · 30/08/2014 21:18

is this singing or talking?

0898 · 30/08/2014 21:18

We already have David Gray, thankyouverymuchmovealongnow

spudmasher · 30/08/2014 21:18

Ts like they have roles they are trying to cast.....what was his name...Maloney or summat?

FelixFelix · 30/08/2014 21:18

He's got lovely teeth

slithytove · 30/08/2014 21:18

Not sure about this one...

On the plus side, crying baby noises has started practice contractions!

Dolly80 · 30/08/2014 21:18

nancy75 think it's talking and shouting myself

SirNoel · 30/08/2014 21:18

I think Mingehead has MUMPS?

Raahh · 30/08/2014 21:18

Well, now we have her nickname, Draggy Diana has to get to the live shows, or it will be a waste.

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HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 30/08/2014 21:19

Bof Grin I think that comment just won today's Internet Grin

AmpleRaspberries · 30/08/2014 21:19

So that's what happened to Luke Perry

snice · 30/08/2014 21:19

He looks like the one who is going to get his hopes dashed at judges houses to me

spudmasher · 30/08/2014 21:19

Awful.

squoosh · 30/08/2014 21:19

X Factor always gets an armed forces hard on.

RudolphUcker · 30/08/2014 21:19

'stands to pee' roar

Ex-army type, pretty but entirely non-sexual. Waily singing. Does James Blunt know someone has stolen his thing? Rude.

BOFster · 30/08/2014 21:19

Has he got nits in his beard? He needs to stop clutching his face.