X FACTOR -NEW SERIES starts Sat/Sun this weekend. And it's all change!

[Raahh]

Ok- we say every year we won't watch.

Then we do.

Granted it is usually the thread that keeps us going. Please don't leave me talking to myself

This year we have the return of Cheryl, and thankfully bye bye to Sharon. Shitsinger will be missed for her batty Nicole-isms. Chezza-Fezza-Vezza, as she is now known, was never as funny. And 'so-long' to Gary. We started off fancying him, and by the end we couldn't remember why.

One of the things that will put me off is Mel B. Couldn't stand her as a guest judge. She might be the reason I finally kick the habit

The minimum age has been reduced to 14 - they have tried this before, and it didn't work. They were 'too young. (so why bother letting them be in it then??) Wandie Liam auditioned at 14, and came back at 16 though.

Will there be ARENAS???

Can we wait?

yes we can

People won't vote for posh birds though will they?

Ooh I couldn't stand kitty. She made me stabby too. I didn't mind Katie Weasel though.

So yes Bofgers, defrost in the Evil box. She is evil smothered in panstick.

Kitty who forgot her trousers every week?

Yes, I can see the similarity.

M&S Diana
Washes well.

I read somewhere she has been on another reality tv programme.
dh is moaning how shite it is but is still watching.

Yep, total Lettuce impersonator.

I know some very well to do folk and she aint one of them. Hamming it up big time at best, faking it altogether at worst. Great singing though.

Hopefully not snice

I do like those adverts which remind me why I never go camping.

what one was kitty - did she have no shoes or silly head bands?

Of MURDER? Bit harsh. Probably just fraud or some shoplifting.

BOFFERS aaaaargh, the willies have fucked my typing

Properly posh people really don't sound like that. Only drama school posh people.

There will be a big story where they denounce her as a fake from Scunthorpe.

She gives you the willies?

I don't mean to be umm, mean but she looks the sort to have a willy lurking beneath her Diana costume.

Kitty was a lady gaga alike - but her personality/pre gaga look reminds me of Chloe

Yes exactly OP!!

squoosh

Now that would be a good twist.

Her real name is Clive...

YY, she could totally be packing.
Draggy Diana, the murdering wartime songbird.

MURDER, I'm telling you. Murder and panstick

Simon is such a tosser

Love the 'murdering wartime songbird'.

Rent-a-family have been busy.

Cute baby

That baby crying keeps making me mute and check my dd is still asleep. Arghhhh!