X FACTOR -NEW SERIES starts Sat/Sun this weekend. And it's all change!

[Raahh]

Ok- we say every year we won't watch.

Then we do.

Granted it is usually the thread that keeps us going. Please don't leave me talking to myself

This year we have the return of Cheryl, and thankfully bye bye to Sharon. Shitsinger will be missed for her batty Nicole-isms. Chezza-Fezza-Vezza, as she is now known, was never as funny. And 'so-long' to Gary. We started off fancying him, and by the end we couldn't remember why.

One of the things that will put me off is Mel B. Couldn't stand her as a guest judge. She might be the reason I finally kick the habit

The minimum age has been reduced to 14 - they have tried this before, and it didn't work. They were 'too young. (so why bother letting them be in it then??) Wandie Liam auditioned at 14, and came back at 16 though.

Will there be ARENAS???

Can we wait?

yes we can

I did the safety pins (real) for earrings thing in the early noughties

This song is too shouty

Chezza looks so vacant.

Mel B thinks he's shit.

Someone put him out of his misery

Producers have paid the dental fees already Felix, so he doesn't have to take time out before the final

dolly yes a kind of shoutey talk with ooooos

I'm shocked, I really don't think it was that good.

Sigh.... My first of the season....

I REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAD A FECKIN TUNE

That last bit was like watching David Beckham sing David Brent.

I must be watching the wrong guy.....

Ahaha at the Empire comment!

'Hi, I'm in the army. I'll get through whatever and however I sing.'

I want to slap his fake emotional face.

Is he married to Cheryl from Bucks Fizz?

Lol at the Davids. Oh yes.

Journey.

BINGO

I think of he was an Ex-builder they would say he wasn't good enough.

I'm going on next year. DH is RAF, DS1 is Army and DS2 is going to uni to be a nurse. I am so going to get through although I can't sing!

I don't know this song.

He's going to pop his jugular if he's not careful.

It's already been a journey?- you say that at the end, not now!

David Beckham singing David Brent with Luke Perrys eyebrows.

Oh, he hasn't made enough of his sob story so Simon has done it for him, how kind.

Don't cry... FFS.

Is he wearing pink nail varnish?

Aye, powerfully shite.

Wait......why is he in his pyjamas and slippers?

I die to know what he has written on his arm (tattoo? biro?)
It starts 'I'll'......

Fairy- I'll vote for you.