X FACTOR -NEW SERIES starts Sat/Sun this weekend. And it's all change!

[Raahh]

Ok- we say every year we won't watch.

Then we do.

Granted it is usually the thread that keeps us going. Please don't leave me talking to myself

This year we have the return of Cheryl, and thankfully bye bye to Sharon. Shitsinger will be missed for her batty Nicole-isms. Chezza-Fezza-Vezza, as she is now known, was never as funny. And 'so-long' to Gary. We started off fancying him, and by the end we couldn't remember why.

One of the things that will put me off is Mel B. Couldn't stand her as a guest judge. She might be the reason I finally kick the habit

The minimum age has been reduced to 14 - they have tried this before, and it didn't work. They were 'too young. (so why bother letting them be in it then??) Wandie Liam auditioned at 14, and came back at 16 though.

Will there be ARENAS???

Can we wait?

yes we can

23? Fark orf

Mel B's lipstick looks like Nars Schiap to me.

Why is this one wearing a gardening hat?

She will get through, she has a good voice- but she will get annoying very, very quickly.

She looks like she's on her way to a Halloween party as Princess Di.

Fine line between confidence and arrogance..

Cooky?

what an arsehole

I don't like her, she'd drive me bloody mad.

Cracking voice but vvv annoying!!!

She has been watching that shit Diana film with Naomi thingy, hasn't she?

She is a bit 'cookie'?

It's a shame because I quite like her voice, I don't think the wacky persona is necessary

I wonder if she's shagged MIC Spencer? Most people seem to have.

Only me who heard touches of Mr Bean then?

Hokay.

Bingo! Louis - a million per cent!

She does, Boff. She looks like someone playing a young Princess Di in a made for Freeview special.
Called 'Forever a Princess' or something.

I love that Moulin Rouge song. Remember snogging a gorgeous specimen with that playing in the background.

I wasn't on MN last year, did the threads usually fill up this fast? It's brill having a live thread

It irritates me that she doesn't just call herself Chloe. The whole thing doesn't exactly roll off the tongue does it?

Fuckin' Di-saster

Not sure if many people spent the 40's in jazz bars Chez...what with the world war.

Also, never anyone like her? Her look and personality remind me of Kitty (was that her name!?)

I actually know people like Her IRL. I am nowhere near posh though. I'm from the colonies innit.

I love Lettice Rowbotham.

at 'Forever a Princess'

She's an M&S Diana.

I don't like her. I suspect her of murder, she gives me the WILLIES.

at M&S Diana