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Creative ways in which to despatch Granny Murray from Me Too

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Pruni · 20/09/2006 09:05

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Pruni · 20/09/2006 09:06

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edam · 20/09/2006 09:07
  1. The Hansel and Gretel Method - stick her in her own cauldron and boil!
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Pruni · 20/09/2006 09:07

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Pruni · 20/09/2006 09:08

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ilovecaboose · 20/09/2006 09:09
Grin
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Pruni · 20/09/2006 09:12

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Pruni · 20/09/2006 09:14

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Pruni · 20/09/2006 09:15

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lockets · 20/09/2006 09:17

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ilovecaboose · 20/09/2006 09:17

I would join in but can't think of anything funny - just kill the bitch!

morningpaper · 20/09/2006 09:19

How old is she anyway? 28> I'm amazed the Daily Mail aren't protesting outside her house because she obviously got knocked up at 14 and then her daughter did the same thing

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Pruni · 20/09/2006 09:20

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edam · 20/09/2006 09:20

I wondered about that too, mp. Clearly a bad example!

edam · 20/09/2006 09:23

aaaarrrggh the start new conversation thing isn't working and I want to tell everyone I've just got my provisional driving licence through! V. exciting because a. I have epilepsy and was nervous about whether they'd say yes (even though rules say they should) and b. I'm 37 and will finally get to drive a car!

Bugsy2 · 20/09/2006 09:32

Great news Edam. Someone please tell me who is Granny Murray??????????????

housemum · 20/09/2006 09:45

Arrange for her to be caught doing something slightly dodgy with Claude and never allowed near kids or us again, honeypie...

CarolinaMoon · 20/09/2006 09:46

ban her from flopping down in her armchair so she dies of exhaustion from all that sticking, baking, making, playing, running, doing, hopping, skipping etc

housemum · 20/09/2006 09:47

The idea behind the programme is great (introducing kids to the idea that parents have working lives and are busy but thinking of their kids is the basic gist of it, for those who haven't had the "pleasure"), but the characters make Balamory look sane...

drdad · 20/09/2006 21:54

Send her on an errand to, say, Oxford Street, then watch as she strays helplessly from city to city across the UK in the space of a few seconds.

SewingMadMummy · 20/09/2006 22:52

Stick her on top of the multi coloured bullet shaped building in the town and invite every flying thing in the area to use her for target practice - using honey pies of course!!!

housemum · 21/09/2006 20:18

Do you think all those scarves she wears are to cover love bites?

Twiglett · 21/09/2006 20:19

I'm perplexed

anniediv · 21/09/2006 20:20

Bake her in a honey pie, anyone got a recipe?

puffling · 25/09/2006 19:07

Are children meant to enjoy this? Who commisioned it? Who is she?!