CBB Thread Two - PWBs sitting on the fence and waiting for fireworks

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for a second thread already!

Which one will crack first?

How many wigs has Kellie got?

Will Gary listen to anyone else in a conversation?

So many questions and so many splinters in our backsides. It is only the beginning, we've a long way to go!

Dame love your description of Ricci (who is he again?). Quite liking Dee, feel sorry for Gary, and hoping that James gets his comeuppance, there's a lot of men in there who are VERY full of themselves.

Catch you later PHBs!

Ricci is an arsehole urgh horrible cretin,

Redcoatsand Scouse glad so many of us are in agreement of James' bullying.He could have taken Gary aside to do that but was too busy being professionally outraged and offended. Imagine if he worked with vulnerable people for a living.
He is a cloth-capped cunt.

I cant believe Stephanie is spencers sister she seems ok how did she end up in chelsea

Oh I haven't heard sprag for years.

Oh Wiener!! That's hilarious!

Time for BOTS. Wmma's top looks like a badly home made creation. It doesn't fit under the arms and bust.

Emma not Wmma.

Aha so Lauren was already stinking of booze before she went into the house. That's how she got so drunk!

Lauren had a good'write up' there .
What's Laurens type?
Anything with a pulse .

Well Katy's got the measure of the cloth-capped c**t and Louis fookin' hates him.

He's obviously a popular guy …in his house !

"Jive is a man's dance".

Ha,ha - James has a Kardashian bum - how attractive on a man.

Frenchy's knee high socks make me me feel a bit sick. Don't know why.

Wtf is going on?

This is self-indulgent bollocks.

Ahh, that dance bloke is delightfully doolally isn't he? Like a lovely, cuddly yet incompetent lecturer with atrocious breath.

Aww I love dr dance I wanted to do the line dancing

Yes he looked very manly doing that jive arse and talking of arses why in his pants.

Arses are as arses do. Bet he did that for all us lucky ladyeez. What a treat indeedy.

Yes Dame, maybe he did it to take us women's minds off the stresses of choosing dresses.

Oh aye he had me all a flutter

He looked like a chicken

Absolutely Anne, after BBOTs I shall be off to revamp my extensive hotpant collection. I shall wear them whilst starting fights with old people with Alzheimers ( not saying GB does). I will wear one of Kellie's wigs to confuse the old duffers more whilst accusing them of being homophobic, sexist bastards (which many of them are). I will make a massive deal out of it. Will be a national hotpant hero.
Poor Ola.

I am in awe of your plans, Dame. James is a true inspiration, isn't he?