CBB Thread Two - PWBs sitting on the fence and waiting for fireworks

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for a second thread already!

Which one will crack first?

How many wigs has Kellie got?

Will Gary listen to anyone else in a conversation?

So many questions and so many splinters in our backsides. It is only the beginning, we've a long way to go!

James is such a dick feel sorry for little ola his wife.

Kellie needs to remember she wants to b a lady now ... needs to start acting like one then saying he was going to knock leslie spark out isnt very lady like.

Just looked up #cbbjames on twitter, and no-one has a good word to say about James. The only positive comments around seemed to be from his wife. He just needs to be nominated as it looks like he will be straight out if the public get the chance.

Audley wouldn't retaliate though -unlike James he can control his emotions.
Didn't James point out to Gary that jokes can go too far after Gary apologised about bummergate? This my fat-arsed friend is called Karma, and it's just bitten you on your over-exposed baboon butt.TWAAAAAAAAT!

Ooh, yes lot of love for Rylan - smashing bloke.

I saw James on The Wright Stuff and he came across well, opinionated but funny, well my mind been changed after this.

Im loving all the James bum jokes

I hate James, I really, really hate him. I'm all worked up with hate for him!

My dd is worried that I am going to explode with hate.

What did James say that Audley asked him to stop saying? My DD cried and I had to go and see to her, dammit! Now I'm behind!

They were taking the piss out of when he got defeated in 70 seconds.

Least Audley has won something

I've recorded this so am looking forward to watching after seeing all this! I can't wait to see James knobhead pretending he's not afraid of audley!

Not seen tonight's show but luckily caught the 'news' on BOTP

4 words
Gary Busey scene stealer

BOTP didn't record because stupid TIVO didn't recognise thats it's the same bloody programme that records every week it just has the word celebrity added.

Anyway, just caught up on last nights action - all pretty explosive! You've all said mainly what I was going to but I do think it's worth acknowledging that both baboon bottom and Kelly Brook's bit of fluff stuck up their hands to go on the heap. They are both twats but they did volunteer to go. Leslie showed his true colours by ignoring that and using this task as an opportunity to carry out his vendetta.

Do we know Gary isn't sleeping out there? That wasn't clear on last nights footage.

What was the reason the poisoned dwarf put kellie outside I missed the end and why has frenchy got scissors I laughed when leslie said I fear for my life .

Oh jj shit himself when audley called him onthe joke poor ola having to read how people hate him he is playing up to the camera s though

If any ofvyou can download watch bit on the pshyc ian lee and rylan are hilarious

James saying he definately isnt scared of audley, his body language gives it away holding his hands close to his body, he is scared. Hes a proper arsehole!

Just catching up.

Disgusting how Leslie speaks to frenchie, what a misoginist he comes across as. She's horrible but every word he used was misoginistic.

In other news I have a serious audkey crush!! Even in his flip flops and winter jacket he's very shagable fit.

Why does that gladiator dude dress as a gladiator every day.? Dies he not possess a t shirt and jeans?

I'm just watching last night's main show. Frenchy is mental. It's all for attention, but I could not live with her.

And yep, Rylan is awesome. Can you imagine going on a night out with him? It would be such a laugh.

He is hilarious he sits and thinks here is my muscles look at them thd guy from geordie shore looks a bit vacant confused all the time.

I did think it was funny how Frenchie tried to blaim her behaviour on a mental breakdown. I'd have morw respect for her if she just admitted she was being an attention seeking arse. It's a bit like Leslie banging on and on about how he never loses his temper - they should just take responsibility for their own actions rather than trying to explain it away.

*reluctant" do you remember on X factor he got into trouble going on wild nights out with Lucy spoggan!!
Pictures of them wasted cracking up rolling around in the floor!! So funny.

Gary scene stealing was hilarious he was very thorough with his drying I thought

BOTP last night was brilliant.

Easy when Luisa made a freudian slip and Ian Lee started to point it out only he also did it saying she'd made a "freudian clit"!!!!

V v funny. They were all very pissed at the show being bumped to so late too.

Yeah they had a sherry or 2 before the programme