CBB Thread Two - PWBs sitting on the fence and waiting for fireworks

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for a second thread already!

Which one will crack first?

How many wigs has Kellie got?

Will Gary listen to anyone else in a conversation?

So many questions and so many splinters in our backsides. It is only the beginning, we've a long way to go!

Hello, I'm here again making my place!!

Why all the 'poor Gary' comments? Did you not hear what he said?

He's vile. I'm ashamed to say I've watched him on celebrity re hab and another celeb reality show I've forgotten, maybe American BB? Any way, the man is awful, rude, aggressive, offensive, you are seeing a heavily edited version of him. The 'butt fucking' comment was the tip of the ice berg. He's been warned many times on other shows about his behaviour.

I'm watching a day behind because I record it to speed through the ads.

Lauren likes a drink doesn't she?

Dee-I didn't watch benefit street but she's likeable.

What is google box btw,I have no clue?!

I think the "poor Gary" comments are because James is being a fuckwit to him. It isn't that what he is saying is ok.

Micro Elton John is a perfect description!

Spanish fly-the programme I saw edited what Gary said, have a google, it was appalling. It makes James look like he's over reacting, but imo Gary needed to be told.

I missed it was catching up on recorded telly so need a quick recap

Googlebox is the best show on channel 4 ever folk watching telly and we watch them watching telly it is hilarious george is in one of the families it should be back on soonish

Diane Youdale was Jet the Gladiator!

Mrs jay-is it like The Royale Family?

Have you only just noticed, Countess?

Haven't done a CBB thread since Bet Lynch was on it but I just had to post that James Jordan is a complete and utter cock. No wonder they booted that gargantuan ego off Strictly! What a knob. Garry Bussey is no angel but he's not well and James Jordan tried to manipulate that ....says it all about that individual.

It's all so cringeworthy, the bullying/pack mentality with the screeching pool of testosterone all striving to be seen as Alpha Male......fecking pathetic. The gormless shrieking hyena that is David (well done Kelly Brook...not) together with the waxy Ken Doll Ricci... Has he been embalmed? How is a human so shiny?

They are real people dame families and friends watching the weeks tv I know it sounds rubbish but it is brilliant

Has he been embalmed I wonder how they look so plastic doyou think it is some wax they put on or a lacquer

Hey mrsjayy recognise you from threads past. I think he must have a face buffer, similar to that block you get for manicures where side 4 is just for shine. I don't even get that shiny with my face serums, how does he do it?

I think you are right he uses a buffer he is on his 3 layer of skin

3rd

I think he must have used a whole heap of the Bravura 30% glycolic peels that were so popular on here a couple of years back. He really isn't the 'sort' he thinks he is.
Do hope he gets off with Lauren though -just for the pure cringe.

That peel sounds like acid do people really put acidy sounding stuff on their faces

Oh leslie is telling gary to fuck off oh he is going for him anybody watchi g bots

Oooooooooooooooooh. Over reaction from ole jazz hands. I will need to stay up for the live coverage... cannot miss a second.

I just knew when Micro Elton John ( love it ) said he'd stayed up all of the first night that there would be crankiness to follow.

I can understand him telling the plastic fantastics to shut it when he was trying to sleep at 3am but what's up with him and Gary?

Sob...no live coverage :(

He is the sterotypical bitter old queen bit like when louie spence was in

Perhaps it's gone all fight night...

Can't keep eyes open, will be back tomorrow for more musings. Toddles.x

TOODLES I meant...bloody auto correct