Big Brother Thread 6 - The PWBs are hanging on, still waiting for a chance to evict Mark

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Will Mark be up this week and let us vote him out?

Will he have a real accent and not a fake Cilla one in real life?

Is Christopher losing it?

Will BB stop setting up Chris to look weird?

Will Ashleigh remember leggings are see-through and not actually trousers?

Will Helen ever get the hint that Ash is a user and leave his bed?

Will Ash ever have a shower? (Unanswered question from last thread)

Will our Eunuch toenail-poo fetishist pop back to say hi?

Sit back, shout at the TV, laugh with your PWB friends. We've still got a long way to go....

Why oh why does Christopher go all "12 year old school girl has a crush on Maths teacher" when seeing Mark?!

Bianca still can't work out how to make her weave look less wig like. Mark is more false than Rylan's teeth and Bianca needs to keep her jebs hidden, they don't have magical powers, sing a song, produce gin and tonic.
I'm sat here tutting like my Nan.

Oh great and there's Steven. Oh, actually, hug fail coming up!

Tut tut Christopher, BB will have you paying for that plate

Concurring this way about Steven. He's an A1 dickhead

Oh my God, just watching him "trying" to drink from a prosecco bottle makes me want to hit him iver the head with said bottle.

No Kimberley???

ha ha Weiner that was one ugly face he pulled whilst trying to swig from the bottle !

Oh God, I'd forgotten how much I hate Danielle's voice

This is utterly ridiculous, the while point of the last few days is for house mates to wonder how they are doing on the outside, not to be told they are doing well ffs!

Hmm I couldn't possibly guess who it was that was giving Chris odd looks...

Wasn't it! Probably because Kim"DoyouknowhowmuchIloveyoudoyouloveme?"berely wasn't there to give him whatever he needed (a vacant stare and 2 second wonder).

Odd to think that this time tomorrow it'll be over...

God I'm getting a bit emotional at this bit. I need a pwb to slap some sense into me

I know Cool , a weekend off then back to business Monday .

Weiner did you pop over to DS to start the thread Steven has such a punchable face

Oh ffs really hated tonight. Stop messing with the final week. We don't want to see the old house mates. We don't want any of this shit. Stop meddling C5.

Helen has completely altered her behaviour in the last few weeks thanks to all the outside messages that she's hated.

I've had enough of this series. And stop fucking putting Steven on. He's repulsive!

What/where is DS? Sorry being distracted by Sten fucking dreadful late 90's tonic suit, he makes my spine cold and prickly.

Not Sten, Steven! Ffs.

What a load of shite C5.

And Matt Johnson appears to be totally wasted on something!

Digital Spy Weiner , there is way too much of Moon face on BOTS tonight !

Ugh god Steven is firmly on my top three worst BN housemates of all time. Although that gif is almost worth all the weeks we has to put up with him.

Was that really Emma's bum?

BB even

Of course you meant Digital Spy! Why does Steven get referred to as Moonface? Sorry more silly questions, and on final day as well, just can't get my head round that one.

Matt Johnson didn't seem his usual polite and pleasant self did he? I quite liked his rude side.

Actually, I preferred BBOTS to the main show, at least Emma agreed that they shouldn't have put the evicted housemates back in.

And can someone PLEASE tell Jale how to walk in a pair heels, if you can't, don't wear them.

As for Moonface (check me out using a nickname when I don't know what it means), all those clips reminded me of what a revolting specimen he is. His eating habit were repugnant, always has a digit up his hooter, or two if he was pulling hair out and always wore the same green vest!!! Eurgh, he makes me more angry now than before!

I bloody fell asleep before the end! Better try harder tonight. On the plus side that means I missed Moonface.

What time is it on tonight?

Weiner - its Moonface because of his great big round smug (Moon) face .

Anne Its 9pm .