Big Brother Thread 5 - Posh Whore Bitches longing for a straightforward eviction

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

When will BB stop messing with the nominations and let the HMs nominate and the public evict?

When will the HMs stop calling evictions nominations?

When will the HMs nominate Mark for being a lying fake?

When will Ash have a shower?

Oh well, at least we have clean toenails.

I'd like to get DS's caricatures done

Someone needs to tell Ashleigh leggings aren't trousers.

The focus group did exactly what I thought it would. Ash is now desperately trying to not be boring and Christopher is now starting to stand up to mark cause they said he was a door mat. It shouldn't have happened.

Amazed at Chris' art!

Any bets at what Mark will over react about tonight? His hair? Someone having a different opinion? Something else ridiculous...

Winston is totally desperate to win.

Winston is so dull....I wince at him.

Oh Anne ....I hope they muster up a few decent specimens for CBB after enduring this dull lot.

Me too scoop. But I fear it will be TOWIE and Chelsea and other non-entities we've never heard of.

I reckon the moaning about Winston asking for fags will result in it kicking off soon.

Oh Ashleigh and Chris made for uncomfortable viewing.

Fags always used to be a major thing in the house and shopping. Why do they never show the agonising over the shopping list any more? I loved it when they bought a bag a pasta, 1000 fags and 40 litres of Value Cider. Those were the days.

Poor Chris and Ashleigh, they both look so uncomfortable with this task! Did laugh at the "I'd rather drown in yoghurt than have Chris lick me" line though.

Yes I haven't noticed them doing a shopping list at all this year! A huge blackboard and chalk with a whole list crammed on it in tiny writing

And someone wanting to put hair dye and posh coffee on it.

Yes! I was thinking I miss the shopping list days, I'm glad it's not just me

Is there live nominations tonight?

Are they "being put up for nomination"??

I think they do the shopping on an iPad now. It's not the same. I loved it when someone would take the list into the diary room but then ignore it and buy whattheywanted.

I'm sure they have an i pad to do the shopping these days.

Was that all Helen did in the task ? no degrading nonsense for her eh?

Ashleigh's leggings looked proper cheap ones . . .totaltransparent !

She did all the strongman stuff yesterday with fish being rubbed in her face, Stila.

Ipad for shopping??? Where's the fun in that??? I liked the blackboard and chalk! Yes Countess, I loved it when the person in the diary room went off list. And when BB explained that they hadn't added it up right so the person in the diary room took off all the milk, teabags, meat and toilet paper and added some extra value cider.

WTF is Christopher doing? Apart from attention seeking?

I remember seeing that Winston on Girlfriends....knew I'd been bored by him before.

What is "Girlfriends"?

Can you remember that posh lass Caroline a couple of years ago who spent the whole shopping budget on something random. Was it chocolate?

It's a silly dating show where 3 girls move into a big house together and have mini speed dates with loads of men.... one of which was Winston.

Yes I remember that. She did it to be vile and it worked....