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Big Brother Thread 5 - Posh Whore Bitches longing for a straightforward eviction

980 replies

AnneEyhtMeyer · 23/07/2014 19:58

When will BB stop messing with the nominations and let the HMs nominate and the public evict?

When will the HMs stop calling evictions nominations?

When will the HMs nominate Mark for being a lying fake?

When will Ash have a shower?

Oh well, at least we have clean toenails.

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TheReluctantCountess · 25/07/2014 21:56

Zoe is saved.

TheReluctantCountess · 25/07/2014 21:56

Get Cassandra off! Get Cassandra off!

TheReluctantCountess · 25/07/2014 21:56

Chipstick, do you like Steven?

TheReluctantCountess · 25/07/2014 21:57

Steven is off again. Mememememememememememememe.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane · 25/07/2014 21:58

drinking refreshments in the evening? knob

Only1scoop · 25/07/2014 21:58

I my me mine my me me my mine my my my....

Oooo meeee owwww myyyyy Confused

TheReluctantCountess · 25/07/2014 21:59

How is Chris not a typical 33 year old? Ashleigh is full of shit. With her false voice.

theeternalstudent · 25/07/2014 22:00

PWB signing in just to say I feckin hate Steven. That is all.
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile

Only1scoop · 25/07/2014 22:00

Should that be "gold fingerly"

Uuuugghh

FoxSticks · 25/07/2014 22:00

Aaarghh now the bloody bastard cat has bought in a huge fuck off moth the size of my hand!!! I wasn't sure what it was and may have panic yelped prompting calls of "you alright mummy?" Toddler obviously not in bed but lurking in silence by the stair gate. I am so going to a hotel next week.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 25/07/2014 22:02

Kimberly-so what the hell is wrong with her?Confused

TheReluctantCountess · 25/07/2014 22:02

Fox, come and stay with me. My household is very well trained where BB is concerned. Ds has to be in bed and dp keeps the wine flowing.

theeternalstudent · 25/07/2014 22:03

no one been evicted yet. Zoe has been saved, so it's between Steven, Ashleigh and Pav.

Poor Pav, not sure why he is getting such a hard time. I quite like him.

TheReluctantCountess · 25/07/2014 22:05

My money's on Steven to go.

FoxSticks · 25/07/2014 22:06

Thanks countess I'm very jealous of your well trained household - I need to start implementing some sort of discipline here!

TheReluctantCountess · 25/07/2014 22:07

I'm completely slack with everything else.

Steven is out! Woooooooh!

Only1scoop · 25/07/2014 22:08

"Semen you have been ejaculated" please leave immediately Shock

FoxSticks · 25/07/2014 22:08

Disappointed. I shall miss laughing at moonface.

Chipstick10 · 25/07/2014 22:08

Moonface is actually rockin that shaved head look

Chipstick10 · 25/07/2014 22:08

Moonface is TV gold

AnneEyhtMeyer · 25/07/2014 22:09

He looks so much better without hair.

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TheReluctantCountess · 25/07/2014 22:09

Only1scoop lol!

FoxSticks · 25/07/2014 22:10

Grin scoop! Did you see the disappointment on Fingerleys face as she realised she was stuck with him again?

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 25/07/2014 22:10

Looks so much better with a shaved head, he's the only person on the planet who looks good with a number one!

Chipstick10 · 25/07/2014 22:11

Me snd dd don't want to watch it anymore we loved laughing at Steven. The ham toastie in the diary room has got to be in a top twenty of best bb diary room moments

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