Neighbours - what's happening??

[BethAndHerBrood]

I've missed it for a few days, what's going on?

It's Stingray's, people!

I have to say that, for a programme which goes out around tea time, having a story line in which a girl has a choice of 3 people for the father of her baby is a little bold. Put herself about a bit didn't she, considering she was declaring undying love for Dylan.

Oh and could someone contact the producers and suggest that Dylan actually wash his hair occasionally??

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Expat - can you spell SPOILER? Next time, a little warning please.

Um, dances, it can't really be a spoiler if I don't even know if it's true, can it?

It's conjecture!

The daddy could be Carl for all I know.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, apologies. You sounded like you were stating fact. If it's Carl I'm going to need to barf then wash for a very long time

I think it's JD, and that he had a wonder sperm moment and that he'll want to marry Skye and be a proper dad.

LOL!

Carl's a twunt. Sorry, but he is. Susan's a pillock to fall for him again.

He is a total twunt...good word...also I know someone who met him and said he was an arrogant t*sser in real life too.

I think it will be Stingray too, he's sweet though. I'm joining the campaign for Dylan to wash his hair too. It mings.

Just in case anyone is wondering, I do know Neighbours isn't real

but it is really....

It's a cheese fest, that's why I watch it. But I do find it a bit misogynist, tbh - the women are all either airheads, doormats or portrayed as manipulative and conniving.

And the men!

Carl the twunt cheater, Toady the arsehole from hell, Boyd hte controlling git, Ned the numpty, Paul the wanker, etc., etc.

lol expat ...tell it how it is, don't hold back !

You just know that when it comes out the baby's Stingray's, there'll be at least one spiggin and one hufter in the conversation.

Also, why doesn't Dylan have a fish related nickname. The rest of the male sons in that clan do.

Just watch out for a letter

It holds the answer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is there a fish that has greasy hair and a face like a well-skelpt erse?

COD

PMSL

did you see it today? is paul doomed? (haven't read the spoilers on digital spy for a while!)

I know I know I know

tell me tell me

Max is a prize c*nt!

When is someone finally going to stick it to him good?!

I'd have SO chucked him if I were Steph when he pulled all that trying to get me sectioned bollocks.

I gave in to temptation and read all the episode synopsises (synopii?) up until the current Australian one .....exiting couple of months coming up

We seem to have caught up a lot though. When I went to Australia (12 years ago) we were a year behind, we're now only about 8 weeks behind!

Hee hee! Must show my dh this 71 message thread about Neighbours. He thinks I'm so sad for loving it. I love mumsnet

I don't understand why she is still with him. It doesn't fit her character either really. Surely, they'll have to introduce some love interest for her soon? I'm sure Max is frigid he's so tense.

Dylan's a himbo, too.

He's always got that look of someone whose just been smacked in the head w/a plank. Probably from someone trying to knock some sense into him.

I was amazed to read how young Toadie is in real life - he's only 27 but it feels like he's been in it for years and years (and been a 'lawyer' that long!).