TOWIE- is anyone bothered? I don't even know if I am but if there's enough interest I may have a peek at the new series....

[Fairylea]

Anyone going to watch?

Can't stand Lewis and the new girls but I am interested to see how Lydia fits back into the series. And arg probably salivating over her. And Gemma getting annoyed...

Oh I'm a sucker for the rubbish that is towie :)

agree at 11, carols expression was enough to turn milk sour!!!!

Elliot is a KNOB but surely...if it wasn't true, Fearne would have exploded into a WTF fury when he said that about the shag in the toilet? Her expression was just kind of frozen on her face, she didn't deny it, didn't really reference it in the rest of the argument. If I was Fearne, there's way we'd be moving past that particular topic!

I would think the producers want the rest of that argument played out on Sunday. Iirc Ferne wasn't with Charlie at that party so it's perfectly possible she and Elliott were having a bit of a flirt. I doubt she was throwing herself at him and he was doing nothing.

I don't care if she propositioned Elliot or not. What pisses me off is that he is trying to publicly shame her for no reason. Her argument with chloe is none of his business and what he is rattling on about is irrelevant. It's the whole 'be quiet or I will tell everyone what a dirty girl you are'. Misogynistic turd

Seriously there is a Wednesdays TOWIE?

Too right mumatron! And everyone is making out fear be to be this awful girlfriend and conveniently forgetting how shabbily Charlie behaved when he cheated on her.

Elliot is being a total knob- Fearne while I don't particularly like her I do feel aggrieved for her-

1. Her and charlie weren't together at Mario's party and whist it wouldn't be a chat up line of choice- she was single and so was elliot therefore I don't see the problem

1. Charlie cheated on her many times before so if anyone was 'disrespecting' anyone surely he got there first?
2. Why is Elliot chucking this in her face now she seemed genuinely shocked so I don't think she expected that to come out in camera- Elliot you can't paint yourself as resident ESsex gentleman whist going around slut shaming
3. Chloe is the in-law from hell now Fearne but she was awful to Sam too luckily care of Carol Wright it looks like it might be payback time

Fearne was probably hurting badly and pissed up when she said that to Elliot. The man is a fool. One of those older men who is frightened of and made angry by women who approach men confidently.

Also when Chloe was giggling away about he told her she wasn't up get anything done at the facelift place and when he insisted on taking her side in her own bed in a previous episode. On their own those toe incidents could be banter, put together and along with the rest of what we have seen of Elliot eg Ricky needs to man up and take care of Jess the way "Wright Men" look after their women, I think he's a controlling fuck wit and Chloe needs to be very careful.

Yy nicki. I suspect he is a controlling fuckwit.

Bobby says his head is literally like mashed potato. Really? Literally? Mashed potato? Perhaps he means his brain?

Elliot and Chloe's ridiculous matching teeth make me want to put my foot through my tv.

I was wondering how they got their lips the same colour.

Well. I'm surprised at Charlie tonight. I expected him to go crying to Chloe as usual. What he said about Elliott was spot on.

Can they drop the whole Lydia/Arg thing now? Seriously boring me tears now.

Argh! Frans voice is so annoying. And Yy to her being intimidating. She has a permanent sneer on her face.

Yes agree about Charlie. Good for him.

I don't think we will hear a better line this series than Harry to Gemma "I ain't kissing your arse wearing those flats! Get some heels on, you're in a club!!!"

So Gemma had some garlic bread, a cheese burger and a boiled egg salad round at Harry bbq.

Shittest hatchet burying ever by Elliott there

Why the Fuck does he keep getting involved??

Bobby is right.

He has the biggest ego I have ever seen. Coupled with a low-ish iq and then a mysogenistic upbringing - it's a fatal combination. He apparently can't help being a massive turd.

I was talking about Elliott, obv.

Bobby is a bit of a drama queen, I would totally ditch him as a friend - he is too high maintenance. Obv Gemma would never make the cut in the first place

I liked Jess' hair at that fashion show thing.

You're 'not doing anything' Chloe? So interfering bully is nothing then? Righty ho.

Elliott saying 'I'm done' when he is clearly not? All right slagging girlies off but back down sharply when you are confronted by a bloke? Stay out of it.

I hope you and Chloe wake up to find your teeth have gone irreparably greige.

Good for you Charlie - you went up in my estimation tonight. And then you spoiled it by not sticking up for Ferne in the restaurant. Sort out your sister mate.

Grace dearie - they aren't friends. You are better off without that wee pair of harridans.

sheldonesque I agree. Charlie is as spineless as a jellyfish. I bet Ferne does cheat, in some misguided, desperate attempt to find a man who is nice to her and values her. She acts quite young, I think - she should have told Elliott to fuck off and stop interrupting their dinner instead of letting him sit down and be vile.

Did anyone notice Leah has one blue eye and one brown eye? Quite cool.

He has the biggest ego I have ever seen. Coupled with a low-ish iq and then a mysogenistic upbringing - it's a fatal combination

^ This

I can't help feel nothing other than delight for the ex Mrs Wright, no matter who ended the marraige, she had a lucky escape there!

The Elliot and Chloe and the Harry and Thingy relationships are just 'showmances' at least Charlie and Ferne seem like an actual couple. Everything feels a bit too contrived this season.