TOWIE- is anyone bothered? I don't even know if I am but if there's enough interest I may have a peek at the new series....

[Fairylea]

Anyone going to watch?

Can't stand Lewis and the new girls but I am interested to see how Lydia fits back into the series. And arg probably salivating over her. And Gemma getting annoyed...

Oh I'm a sucker for the rubbish that is towie :)

Shocker

You were right mumatron. She pushed Jess out the way.

Because Laurens a walking lollipop :)

I can't look at Elliotts teeth. They are bizarre

How long do we give Chloe and Elliot ?

How do they kiss without their big bleach teeth clacking together !?

Ew Chloe and Elliott cringeeeee.

Yes Billie baby is called Nelly Samantha Shepherd

Oooooh I wonder if that is the guy Ferne had her legs wrapped round in Vegas

No the Vegas guy from this year was blonde I'm sure. And he said they met last year

It can't just be me that thinks Leah looks strange and a botox fan too

There's a pretty big sliding scale of attractiveness in the Wright family...

I think carol is strange looking too.

I agree with both those comments

I still think that Leah looks more like his nan than his sister
but I am merely a gobshite and a decrepit auld bag to boot

And why did they cut away just as the bouquet whizzed by Chloe's grasping arm? I wonder if Jess got it instead - it seems weird that Jess told her 'you keep it'. Though Chloe made such a lunge for it she could have over balanced and Jess could have caught them both?

To the random bloke. So you got to kiss GC. Now ask yourself why you kept the photo on your phone.

To GC. Ask yourself why a random kept a photo of you kissing him. Then ask yourself why you used the word 'tongued'? And then slap yourself on the hand for referring to yourself as GC. Again.

I smell tears a-coming. I do. I smelled them last time. Arg first...

That said, I would like to see Gemma happy. Despite her protestations, I think Arg is the bloke for her.

And she would hold his hand in public. And tongue him.

Probably.

Gc shagged arg in a bush do course she would snog in public

I definitely think arg and gc deserve each other. I bet he's gone running back to her by Sunday!!!!
Yy to Leah looking like a man Nan

I'm late to the party

I quite like Chloe and Elliott together

Lydia- there's something odd about her mouth, she looks like she breathes out of it all the time and has a blocked up nose

Who is Jessica's boyfriend? He has eyes like a serial killer!!

who will admit to googling Arg's naked selfie and being quite surprised he's got more than a cocktail sausage?

Args' willy must be half decent. Why else would anyone sleep with him? Eww. Imagine the giggling as she cuts

And Leah looked like she was marrying her son. Those wires she had put in worked a bit too well didn't they?

as he cums that should say

See even my phone freaks out at the thought of Arg and his willy.

I googled couldnt resist ,... was very surprised

How old is leah ?

I can't find her age but she looks better here. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2549993/A-dapper-Elliot-Wright-celebrates-sister-Leahs-birthday-TOWIE-cast.html Leah

Urgh the giggling, Blerk!

What wires did Leah have put in?