BGT, the finals part II, still on, still shit.

[HoneyDragon]

Do continue

When did Little Mix get all 'I'm a Survivor' Destiny's Child style?

Poor plastic cows

Do you know on more 4 there is Trains with Pete waterman? Be more interesting than this shower.

I've just been asked if they're singing in English

Paul Potts?

I bloody hope they're not representing all the wimmin

Please please shoot Little Mix up through a trapdoor again...

I'm going to start oiling my thighs like that. Do you think I can get thigh oil from Boots?

Pac man! Innocent times....

Ashley Banjo! Hummuna Hummuna!

Just made me forget Darcy and his magic abs!

Ashley is lovely, and he has a maths degree. Hot and brainy.

Yeah ash, get yr shirt off. He is vair handsome.

Vair handsome and nice with it

Blimey - they're dragging it out

Lettice is the sort to become embroiled in a three way sex scandal with Prince Andrew and John Major.

Oooh I love him! He's got everything, body, looks, brains, personality... Yum!

Ugh why we want to win. Over there is fuck, can you find your way there?

So, who's going to win ?

And now our chezza,they are spoiling us.

Mmmmm Ashley Banjo

Perri is 18

Diversity to win!

Oh joy be unconfined! It's Biffa Cole!

I actually loved that. LittleMix and Diversity.

Hmmmm.....DDs think Bars and Melowhatever.
I think Collabthing.

Oh god, that's it yes? Do the final three perform again???