Big Brother Returns!

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Starts this Thursday night at 9 with the first of 2 live shows. Anyone else excited?

Nancy & Sinister - got it in one!

essex barbers have a lot to answer for

Is BB where people who got rejected for every other reality show now go?

The graveyard of reality tv.

Yes, if you manage to get on another reality show you get to go on Celeb BB.

He's least obnoxoous so far.

His trousers are too short.

He'll get on well with the Essex boy!

Uh oh he hates vacuous people?! Has he seen bb before?!!

No way is he straight!

Is there anything in the world more vacuous than big brother?

Posh, super snobbish rich boy.

Will wind everyone up and not understand why he has upset someone.

Winston was on Emma's other show Girlfriends wasn't he? I'm sure he was chosen in the end.

I recognise Mark off some kind of reality show too - can't think what its really bugging me!

He doesn't seem to have realised he is pretty vacuous himself.

He is straight... But his boyfriend isn't.

what a wanker

He has a horribly tiny bum.

Mark is a bit like Marcus Collins who was on X factor a while ago.

scared of failure, creepy crawlies and trousers that come down to his ankles

That was a weird entrance

And scared of coming out of the closet.

Businesswoman???

An American...

...so when she says ruthless, she actually will be, unlike the Brits.

Watch her for the House Bitch

Is that a new thing business woman and model...?

She will probably be the most interesting in the house.

A closet genius?! According to who?!