Big Brother Returns!

[ItStillLooksLikeRainDear]

Starts this Thursday night at 9 with the first of 2 live shows. Anyone else excited?

Ah STFU Carole wasn't as bad as Pauline. It's a close call though.

I do wish the format was the same as it was on Channel 4. Less editing and some live feed combined with housemates like these ones would be amazing.

RainDear I'm sure you would do a better job than the current one. Remember when they were up all nght doing things? Mind you now that there is no live feed there's no need for 48hr tasks . Oh and no way would they have been allowed 10 fails !

One of my old uni.chums was a big brother voice way back in one of the much earlier series

you may need to log off / on first but if you go to 'my mumsnet' then profile and pick a flag

I'd like to see Matthew start sticking up for Jale.

I say this every series, but I always think the best thing they could do is stop all communication with the house for a couple of days, no speaking to them, no answering the diary room, nothing. It would drive them crazy.

Me too re Matthew.

What flags? I can't see anything either for myself or in anyone else's posts??

personal attack Steve ? oh fuck off

Matthew seems quite astute and completely aware how Pauline, Helen and Toya are coming across. Daniel also has mentioned some things. It would be nice for them to stick up for Jale but Matthew is too much of a coward and Daniel is like a wounded bird.

Pauline now owns Christopher. He's her bitch. Did you see they way she was sitting over him and stroking his head like he was a dog!

Why doesn't Pauline portion everything up if she is so worried about it? I think she doesn't so she can shout at people.

Oh good - Helen is being told off.

Thick as shit.

Helen doesn't see that shes doing anything wrong. Its total madness

Very poor warning. He was clearly reading from a script.

Helen doesn't have a moral compass, we knew that when she went in, so it is no surprise she doesn't see she has done anything wrong now.

She just looks pissed off with Big Brother for wasting her time talking to her.

I don't believe for an instant that Helen didn't immediately go and complain to Pauline and Toya about what BB said to her. They are just trying to deflect attention away from it with this Winston task.

Vomit cry wank

Winston was in no way believable. Eating raw birds and squirrels for a month? Using vomit as lubricant? He is stupid.

He shouldn't have referred to being an actor.

Bless Chris.

Did some muppet shout over the wall??

I bet Helen , Pauline and Toya had a good hour round a pot in the kitchen bitching after the telling off !

Danielle asking Toya how to behave??? I think we must not be seeing just how awful the three witches are, if people are scared to do anything that may incur their wrath.

Steven just picked his nose and ate it.

The best vocabulary? Does he think this is a chat up line?