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Telly addicts

BGT ITS THE FINALS .......I've stopped caring

996 replies

HoneyDragon · 26/05/2014 19:48

It's all singing and dancing.

Looking forward to that magician who magics pigeons and women from nowhere though...

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HoneyDragon · 31/05/2014 20:06

I haven't seen any. I've had to do a spider dviction from my mates house so she could have a bath Hmm Grin

And now I have to make Steve, a Creeper and a pig and chicken out of fondant.

I have already made Sven and Olaf.

So will watch the rest of the final whilst moulding.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 31/05/2014 20:06

Bet his mum and dad are saying, right enough of that, get on with your double maths.

Ellenora5 · 31/05/2014 20:07

I prefer all the adds TheOriginalWinkly

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 31/05/2014 20:08

Good almost time for a new thread. Threads this long are verrrrrrry slow on my old and ancient iPad.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 31/05/2014 20:08

I'm crocheting a unicorn. (It's got more life than the acts.)

Mrsjayy · 31/05/2014 20:08

Aye bet they said get yiur head down for your exams so you can get a proper job Grin

Ellenora5 · 31/05/2014 20:08

Grin ohwhatfuckery, that is exactly what I would be saying if he was mine

HoneyDragon · 31/05/2014 20:08

I'll do a new one now

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Mrsjayy · 31/05/2014 20:09

Oh my god I want a crochet unicorn

Whattheduck · 31/05/2014 20:09

honeydragon you should go on bgt next year doing your moulding bet you're more talented than any of this years contestants

Ellenora5 · 31/05/2014 20:09

Honey you should enter next year and do some moulding, bet you would win Smile

Ellenora5 · 31/05/2014 20:10

An xray!!!!!! just incase we didn't believe her

Lovecat · 31/05/2014 20:10

Ha! Did you see Simon slap Amanda's phone down when she was texting on camera! :o

Doinmummy · 31/05/2014 20:10

I bloody hope they didn't X-ray her ribs- it goes against radiation protocol

Picturesinthefirelight · 31/05/2014 20:10

He's already been in a film.

Whattheduck · 31/05/2014 20:10

I just find this act wrong in a cringy creepy way

neiljames77 · 31/05/2014 20:11

It looks wrong this.

Doinmummy · 31/05/2014 20:11

I can't watch this act - I find it a bit creepy

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 31/05/2014 20:11

Synchronised moulding crocheting and swearing. Sorted.

Nerf · 31/05/2014 20:11

But it's like why? Someone you get would dance better; so it's a novelty act not a dance act.

Whattheduck · 31/05/2014 20:12

Be more entertaining if he dropped her Wink

AnneEyhtMeyer · 31/05/2014 20:12

This act just reminds me of the My Granny The Escort programme from last night. It is grim.

sanssoleil · 31/05/2014 20:12

Delightful choice of music Hmm

PseudoBadger · 31/05/2014 20:12

She Bangs! That is wrong diddly wrong wrong

Sparklingbrook · 31/05/2014 20:12

Cringe!

A standing ovation? Really?