BGT ITS THE FINALS .......I've stopped caring

[HoneyDragon]

It's all singing and dancing.

Looking forward to that magician who magics pigeons and women from nowhere though...

doin you don't want hair like hers! There's a distinct nod to dragged-through-hedge-backwards chic going on!

Why do all violiners do that leg picky up thing?

I know nothing about violin but that to me is nails on a blackboard

Sounds like a cat wailing to me.

at hedge hair

Your hair is much nicer doinmummy

Wind machine!!!

Dh says it looks like she'd just dropped a fart.

Thankyou [Ellen]

Doin your hair looks much better. She looks like she hasn't had her roots done and forgot her straighteners.

She is fucking posh too.

Oh STFU Mandy.

Nice norks though

Fuck me she went to Charterhouse.

She is wound up to ninety

Her lips don't meet when she talks

Has she been drinking?

Seems more intoxicated by devils dandruff

Maybe she's on glue

And DH says that she played at Putin's daughter's wedding

So which was the least worst of that lot?

Top 3

Mad lettuce

Laser dancers

Irritating rap brats