BGT ITS THE FINALS .......I've stopped caring

[HoneyDragon]

It's all singing and dancing.

Looking forward to that magician who magics pigeons and women from nowhere though...

My sphincter is still clenched in pain and humiliation for the fucking awful ventroliquist!

Dire last night . The "golden buzzer" acts are really not that great. The boy singer performed songs too old for him and too stage school-y.

It was generally rubbish Maryz. David Walliams needs to calm down a bit too.

He is like an annoying child that takes everything too far, not realising that the joke is long gone.

Yy to dw looking desperate the other night on itv 2 he was really crude simon told him off and there is no varietyeither

Amanda's golden buzzer dancers paddy and nico have withdrawn has she is injured. They were due to perform tonight.

I totally agree about the non-variety of the acts. They shouldn't allow any singers - that is what X factor is for!!

Did you see Simon's face when the ventriloquist started doing jokes about his baby? He looked ready to commit murder.

I'm out tonight to let people laugh at me trying to train Hully ... I expect a excellent commentary to catch up with on my return.

Shame about Salsa Granny.

Have fun HoneyDragon

Just googled. It's a live performance so I doubt they'd risk an injury.

Dog training innit.

However HullygullyPuppy takes after her namesake a bit, she's smart, stubborn and surprisingly boisterous.

The motorcyclists weren't live though. Will salsa Granny recover for Saturday perhaps ?

Apparently she's broken a couple of ribs. Drs tell her she's not allowed.

I luffs the fact you have named your puppy after Hully. That's awesome.

Yeah it says in the Birmingham News or somewhere that Salsa Granny is on bed rest.

Aww no salsa granny what a shame she was amazing but jings broken ribs bgt isnt worth it

Ah poor granny, that's very painful

Honey we won't let you down with the commentary

Good luck with the training

Last semi final tongiht, I thought it usually goes on a bit longer

Here we go again. I can't quite believe I'm putting myself through another evening of it.

Back again -I'm a glutton for punishment

You can put new music on it, but at the end of the day, Irish dancing is still just dull leg kicking and pretending your arms don't work.