BGT ITS THE FINALS .......I've stopped caring

[HoneyDragon]

It's all singing and dancing.

Looking forward to that magician who magics pigeons and women from nowhere though...

Buzzzzz

Dunno fuckery, are we polygamists?

Oh look mum and daughter karaoke

This is alright for karaoke.

BUZZZZZZZZZZ

We may as well be watching X Factor-'The Rejects'.

Them false eyelashes on the mum look like two bluebottles crash landed on her

OOh there are gull chicks on Springwatch.

Oh shut up mum

Yeah well BGT has dull chicks

I quite like the daughter's hair

HoneyDragon

Another sob story

I'm losing the will to keep watching

Nice dress!

Whats with all the singers zzzzzzzz

WTF IS UP WITH THE EYELASHES TONIGHT????

Please sack the make up artist.

I can't believe Simon asked ant and Dec for water
I like the girl on now

That dress is lovely

I reckon they've got a job lot from halfords . They all look like they belong on the headlights of a ford fiesta

Gorgeous dress.

Simon looks all happy, like he's found someone new to make him lots of money

Dooin I think you nailed it

Aleesha looks like a spaniel.

Oh look shitsinger and a yoghurt

I loved Johnathan and Charlotte a couple of years ago

I like her tonight, she could do well

HoneyDragon I say to DH "you dirty old man" and he says "hey I'm not old!"

I'm still about 10 minutes behind everyone in the show because DH insists on watching it on "catch up" so that we can fast forward through the ads and the dire bits. But Kitty and Rosie? Really? That is what they are called? Good God.