Masterchef forrin ways: in which we take the fig lorry to Barcelona

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A new thread for the final.

Are you Team Jack or Team Ping? I'm assuming no one is a Team Luke.

They don't teach much drawing maps in geography these days at university. Back in the day when I was an undergrad, we has weekly classes in colouring stuff in.

his time in spain! what all two days.

That sounds amazing ohwhat!

How much do you know about oxbow lakes, calam? Iirc, that's one of the main things about geography.

I wouldn't have a clue who he was but I would have pretended just like they are doing

Eurgh. A mandarin potato.

Oxbow lakes and u-shaped vallies are clearly where it's at.

Omelette served in a martini glass? Yawn, how 2007.

Those bloody facebook and twitter symbols on the side of my page are annoying me

It seems odd to me that they all suddenly seem to have accessed new levels of skill, hitherto completely beyond them. Amazing what 2 days in Spain can do

Or valleys, if I could spell.

Those mini chefs are very pouty!

ping,ping, ping. wtaf are those monstrosities?

This would all look much better without the foam.

We have pea purée though.

Jesus wouldn't you crack up if Luke had food poisoning from the runny omlette thing earlier

Pea air sounds particularly awful.

Ooooooops

Have just realised we must be about 10 minutes behind live TV....

He's made Dougal from the Magic Roundabout - just needs eyes!

Jack's looks nice. I would like to eat that.

Hold on! Why is he dressed as Timmy Mallet?

It looks pretty apart from the cuckoo spit.

Those glasses... .

They pretend too much on the plate isn't a masterchef sin.

I am still firmly on Team Ping though

That guy has the stoopidest glasses

I suppose if you run a wacky cake-shop you have to wear wacky specs too. Makes him look a bit too Christopher Biggins though.