Masterchef forrin ways: in which we take the fig lorry to Barcelona

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A new thread for the final.

Are you Team Jack or Team Ping? I'm assuming no one is a Team Luke.

Might look into that cat. It's near olympia isn't it?

Foam to me is cuckoo spit, rank.

As long as Luke doesn't win I'm happy with Ping or Jack.

This episode is ridiculous though, it's not cooking. It's facing about with air guns. Wank.

Shredded pork Bon bons with clementine foam 'air'?

pork bonbons...

no!!!!!!

I'm surprised Ferran Adria actually walks like normal people. Judging by the reverent VO I expect him to be wafted down from the clouds by a choir of angels. At the very least.

Oh god. Jack's doing textures of...

Deconstructed moussaka? Oh dear.

Oh God. Deconstructed moussaka.

It's all very phallic tonight. There's Luke scorching his aubergine.

Moussaka? Moussaka?

Anyone reminded of King and Queen Thistle's dinner party dish where there was no food, they just ate the flavoured steam?

Will Ping serve those pork bonbons on sticks, like cake-pops?

Give me that foam back.
All is forgotten.

Lovely euphemism, squoosh. Especially given the. Advice on technique we saw Luke getting earlier.

Poxy fucking clementine air, what bollocks

I think one of them should cook up a stonking great plate of fish and chips.

I would not recognise him.

Would any of you?

He's a geographer! The buggers get everywhere.

Halsall, remembered another. brilliant seafood place, cant book, but its like a fish shop, choose your fish, and sauce, how much, they charge by the kilo. La Paradeta. cheap for barcelona too. we had prawns, razor clams and lobster bottle of wine, about 40 euros.

Nope. I wouldn't recognise him.

I think Luke wasn't quite sure who Ferran Adria was when he walked in.

He should have been better with the chocolate map, then calam

So doing a Greek dish is based on what he has learned in his time in SPAIN

shoot me now

That sounds brilliant, ohwhat, thanks!

I think what we've learned from this evening is that Ferran has a LOT of close friends.