Masterchef forrin ways: in which we take the fig lorry to Barcelona

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A new thread for the final.

Are you Team Jack or Team Ping? I'm assuming no one is a Team Luke.

I could eat that beef like a starving dog. Keep the haggis.

What is the point of that minuscule bit of green on the tart?

Me either! Gorogonzola has no place in a pudding.

Oops blue cheese FAIL
MOULDY

Ping looks a bit queasy hearing Jacks feedback

Ah. John doesn't like the ice cream, but Greg us like an irritating happy puppy over it.

Ooh ....... Clash. I can really see how this works

Fail with the cheese ice cream...that could have blown it for him, shame the rest of his food was awesome

When Greg ate that, my dh said that was Gregs sex face

Oh do knob off Luke.

Or kohl robi squoosh ( or whatever it's called) that hasn't been around much, or seaweed

Oh dear. Oh dear. Ohhhhhhh........dear.

I don't think Luke expects to win. It's like he knows he's the wild card.

Luke's dumpling extravaganza. Yawn.

I can make arancini, that ain't no Mastercheffin'.

Luke wins the award for Contestant Most Likely To Invent The Terminator And End Humanity. And he would laugh.

Why is ping last, she wasn't last when they were talking to her !!

They look like the felafel the bloke outside my office sells. He has to give them away.

Fried rice balls....underwhelming

Tell your DH, ohdear, not to spoil any more of this evening! I don't want that image in my mind!

Basil is always a bit metallic Greg. You should know that, since you sell fruit and veg.

How is a deep fried ball elegant I ask you

Dh once made poached pears stuffed with blue chees mouse. He got quantities wrong and there was gallons of the rancid foul goop.

They look like scotch eggs

It's not a dinner, though. It's just 3 sets of things on a plate, all looking just the same.

I'd be paying a visit to the chippy after that.