Masterchef forrin ways: in which we take the fig lorry to Barcelona

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A new thread for the final.

Are you Team Jack or Team Ping? I'm assuming no one is a Team Luke.

I miss weepy Angela.

Very little food will sit for 20 mins without being cold and ruined surely?

That said, maybe Luke is another Francis from bake off. You wouldn't have given a cat in hells and then hey oh winner

Think ping the merciless is unstoppable though

Luke's thrown it. More fiddly bits of pointless weirdness.

I want to see some samphire air threesome with figs and such.

Why is John wearing chef's whites when he doesn't cook? It's like Clinique sales assistants wearing lab coats.

Ooh jack, I would love that

Samphire! Thank you jack.

Jack will win.

Nice to see samphire being revived for the final. Bonus points to Jack for that.

Oh do knob off, Gregg.

Luke is stroking his patchy beard like there's no tomorrow.

It has squoosh it's on Jacks dish, but we won't see it next year, it's time is over

I expect pomegranet to make a comeback

jack will get it.

I would eat all of that.

Whyyyyyyy would you put cuckoo spit on a piece of wagyu beef? Whhhhyyyyyyy?

It's a shame he hasn't followed the samphire with fig tart tatin.

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My dh just said that it looks like someone's jaffed off on the beef

pemegranate, you say? Hmmmmm, I think its revival is 4-6 years off yet. It'll make a comeback with quinoa.

Maybe all the early fig usage bumped the prices up too much calamitously

I predict they adore the ice cream.

Halsall that's the exact picture I had in my mind. 'Chim Chim-e-ree...'

I had Hida beef in Japan - it's like Wagyu. It was amazing

Jeepers Jack could be in with a chance here